Helium

I absolutely ADORED part one, and tried to find it for so long, before finding your blog. Thank you for making this.

Magnet part 2 (mini story)

You guys absolutely blew up over the first one and wanted more, and I said I had more ideas so I thought I’d make a part 2. This part though is just a little story based off of the original headcannons. Here’s part 1.

After Agent Fowler bought Miko more magnet stuff, her Jack and Raf started making magnets at the base over the weekend instead of at home. Most of the bots were grateful for this because it meant that Miko was too busy making magnets to sneak on missions with the other bots.

One time, the kids, Bee, and Bulkhead were coloring and making magnets on the floor of the base. Miko freezes up mid cutting some paper and just gets this look on her face all of a sudden. She looks at a huge chunk of cut up magnet and just stares at it for a good 20 seconds.

She then looks at Ratchet across the room, And just stares at him with this blank yet thinking expression. The scissors in her hand are still positioned mid cut. She turns and looks at Bulkhead, who notices. She squints at him, then looks back at Ratchet, then back at the clump of scrap magnet.

Miko then nods like she’s finalized a decision. She puts down the paper and scissors and stands up. She picks up the scrap magnet and proceeds to sneakily waddle over to Ratchet with it, Ratchet doesn’t notice. Raf, Jack, Bulk and Bee look at each other with fear and anticipation. She gets behind Ratchet some feet and raises it over her head and screams,

“RATCHET THERE’S A SCRAPLET ON YOUR LEG!!” And then chucks at him as hard as she can. It hits and sticks to Ratchets leg with a loud clank, this scares the absolute snot out of him.

He moves faster than anyone has ever seen him move, he let out a shriek, snagged the “Scraplet” and threw it against the wall as hard as he could in one quick succession.

He threw it against the wall so hard if left a dent. The look on Ratchet’s face made it clear his spark rate was through the friggin roof. He’s freaking out, but once he realizes that what is stuck to the wall isn’t a mangled Scraplet and sees the about-to-bust-out-laughing face Miko had.. He looks at her and shouts, “MIKO!!!“ in that annoyed parent tone.

Everyone loses it. Miko couldn’t hear Ratchet scolding her over her own laughter. But then it gets even better when Optimus comes in from the other room so see what all the commotion was. He walks in, sees the magnet and just kind’a goes,

As you can see by the illustration, Ratchet was very embarrassed and Miko had a stroke.

Just gonna reblog this so everyone can see it. everyone makes someone happy.

aaahh. thank you so much for sending me this! i’m really glad i could spread some happiness in such a strange year.. it’s funny to think that if things hadn’t happened the way they did, with me getting reduced hours at work and more time to stew in my own brain, then perhaps i wouldn’t have ever published my very first stories on ao3 or made a tumblr.

of course i really wish this year could’ve been better but i’m also really happy in a way to have had the chance to pursue these hobbies and share my thoughts with you all. so.. thank you!!  (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

I have to reblog. This is too savage to ignore.

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

Amazing design store! Age of Phenomena 

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life... Laughing at your wife's mistakes can shorten it.

William Shakespeare

Nice.

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

This is PREACHING!

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

asians: pls care about racism against us

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Such a shame indeed.

Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…

My blog is 100% Ace Friendly. It is also Pan friendly, homo friendly, and everything in between or outside the spectrum friendly. Period. Unless it is an invalid, like the disgraces that are Pedos and Zoophiles. You people stay away.

really hate how so many people are aphobic, transphobic, etc without being OPEN about it. i just wanna follow some new people without having to search through their blog to make sure they dont hate me or other people for simply existing