W H Y?

Imagine this...

Wheeljack.

High off his Rocker.

Flirting with a Con

Bulkhead going ballistic over this, but only because Jackie flirting with someone else.

Dndnsjd blame Yeet for this one lads.

The kids are at the dollar store and Miko finds the air fresheners and announced she’s gonna buy “the good kush.”

Little did they know it actually was the good kush for the bots.

Like, they offer Optimus one to have for his alt mode and he holds it closer to his face to inspect it, and it gets all up in his olfactory sensor.

Within minutes he’s a wide-eyed, limp pile of robot. Giggly fucking mess. Wants everyone to cuddle him, bring it in. The kids’ guardians also all turn into robot goo when they give in to the cuddles, because Optimus shares the air freshener with them.

Ratchet does further analysis and finds that, somehow, air fresheners have some compound that’s intoxicating to Cybertronians. Because of his analysis, he’s only just a little buzzed and less grumpy, but this is because he probably has a higher tolerance given his past as a party animal and potentially dealing with a lot of accidental sedative exposure as a wartime doctor.

Resistant to the Good Kush, if you will.

Can you do a reaction of the UT Gang reacting to the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

Hmm... This oughta be fun, thanks for giving me this ask, friend.

So... Frisk, Chara and Asriel invited you to watch a movie with them

Asgore and Toriel are okay with the idea too, so you have no objections

When you get there, The whole crew is there

Sans is already snoring away on the couch

Papyrus is yelling at Sans for being asleep on said couch

Alphys and Undyne are watching Mew Mew Kissy Cutie on Undyne’s phone (Which Surprisingly hasn’t been broken yet)

The trio of kids are sitting on the floor, waiting (im)patiently for the movie to start, while their parents are watching them, while cuddling

When everyone finally notices you, a spot by the kids on the floor is opened up

After a small argument, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is chosen to watch first

As soon as the car is shown, new and improved, Sans is no longer asleep, instead watching the vehicle with scientific excitement

The trio start singing along to the song

Papyrus and Undyne hound Alphys to make it

Said scientist looks terrified, until you step in, saying that it is only fiction

The two deflate, but grudgingly look back to the TV

After the movie ends, Alphys and Sans get into a heated debate whether or not building Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is possible

The trio keep singing the song

Undyne and Papyrus are chatting about how amazing the movie was

Asgore and Toriel agree that they enjoyed it, but wish the song wasn’t stuck in their heads

All in all, a good day

Especially after the kids keep singing toot sweets off key

and sans uses his whoopie cushion instead of a whistle

My co-dev and I have been working for three years on this game...and it's finally FINISHED. It's called Terranova, and it's a game about 2000's fandom nostalgia and queer girls on the internet.

It has...

A nostalgic interface that transports you to a time before Twitter

A full ten hours of story, complete with romance, drama and plot twists galore

A LimeJournal for you to blog about your life

Fully functional IM to chat your friends and Solitaire to waste time while you chat your friends

Your choices matter; three unique endings based on your choices

Roleplay. Lots and lots of roleplay.

If you like any of the above, come check it out!

Terranova is available on itch.io and Steam.

We're only two devs and don't have the marketing budget of a triple-A game.

Please reblog and share. 💚

Papyrus:*rolling by unsteadily on a pair of Heelys* JESUS TAKE THE WHEELY!!!!

Mettaton: Papyrus...NO!

Toriel: WHO GAVE HIM THOSE!?!

Sans *Slowly rolling by on his own pair of heelys*: *Casually flips Mettaton off*

Also Sans: *Subtly speeds up in case papyrus falls*

Mettaton: offended robot noises

Toriel: *Looks into camera like she's on The Office*

fuck it, this is the true epitomy of tumblr.

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

Holy CRAP! That is AWESOME!!

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

Rare Feral Dragons

A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.

Feral

They are highly protective over their territory, and they will defend it with their lives. They are fearsome beings, but they are fair. They will give you a chance or two to get out of their territory without harming you.

Amphiptere

An Amphiptere is a rare classification of Dragon that is characterized by having no legs, but a pair of wings. They often have a pair of horns and a spinal ridge, reaching the tip of their tail, ending in a sharp tip. They can come in earthy greens and browns, or in silver and white. Their eyes are almost always golden. They tend to stay in the middle of storms, where nothing can reach them. They have Blasts of focused electricity that are equivalent to three lightning bolts.

Sea Serpent

A Sea Serpent is another rare classification of Dragon that is characterized by having no legs, but instead fins. They often come in aquatic colors, such as blue and green. They have a dorsal fin that reaches halfway down their spines, and a pair of streamlined horns. They live in just about any ocean, but usually prefer the tropical waters. They are very adept swimmers, faster than a swordfish. They are also very agile in the water.

Quetzalcoatl

A Quetzalcoatl is the rarest classification of Dragon that is characterized as a Dragon with a feathered crest and feathery wings, They are usually a somewhat bright green, with multicolored feathers. They are very nimble, but unable to hide very well, so they tend to evade. They are very swift flyers, agile too. They prefer old mayan ruins and the surrounding jungles.

Take a moment to appreciate the awesomeness it takes make something as awesomely Divine as this. I LOVE THIS AWESOMENESS!!!

Rewrite the Stars ~

I wanted to try a lipsync animation, and I happened to be listening to Rewrite the Stars when the inspiration struck! I listen to this song most often when I’m drawing Outertale stuff, and personally, I think James Arthur’s voice suited Grillby better. After listening to this one audio clip on loop, it is very hard to imagine him with any other voice. This is probably the most ambitious animation I’ve made to date, and I kind of regret not doing a practice/study animation of Grillby’s flames before going into this :,) The perfectionist in me came out a lot during the process, but overall, I’m super happy with how this came out! Apologies if the quality of this is kind of grainy, I’m still figuring out the best video programs to use and all that jazz. I can’t wait to dabble with more animation stuff in the future 0v0

Common Feral Dragons

A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.

Feral

They are highly protective over their territory, and they will defend it with their lives. They are fearsome beings, but they are fair. They will give you a chance or two to get out of their territory without harming you.

Dragon

A Dragon is the most common classification of Dragon that is characterized by quadruped movement and a pair of wings coming from their shoulder blades. They also have sharp spines running along their back, and a pair of horns on their head. Their scales typically come in darker colors, such as brown and dark red, but white, grey and black are also quite common. It is rare for them to be any bright color, even white is a duller off shade. Their eyes are usually old or blue. They most often fire blasts of fire, though Ice is also known when grey or white scales are present. They tend to live in caves in the mountains, and prefer higher altitudes. They are Strong and powerful flyers.

Drake

A Drake is another common classification of dragon that is characterized as a quadruped dragon without wings. They commonly have a small ridge running down their back, and a smaller pair of horns. They often come in earthy colors, typically brown or green, though a sandy yellow is known as well. They are typically in jungles, where they can use the dense foliage to hide. They also commonly have Blasts of fire. They tend to live in forests or deserts. They are fast and efficient runners.

Hydra

A Hydra is yet another common classification of dragon that is characterized by multiple heads. They have horns on their heads, but no spines. They start off with 3 heads, but when one gets cut off, 3 more grow in it's place. Their scales are often dark, like a Dragon, but they can also take the earthy colors of Drakes. Hydras can have wings, but it is a very rare trait. They usually have one head capable of breathing fire, but when that head is cut, three fire breathing heads form. They commonly live in caves near Lakes and large ponds. They are clever and fierce.

Holy Carp, It’s actually been put into dosh darn words. SOMEBODY GIVE THIS PERSON A MEDAL!!!!!!

Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel