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Gonna post for no reason. You can't stop me.

How about we just have like... hey trans people, post your pay links or wishlist or whatever you got without the exclusionist stuff. I'll just reblog em a bunch.

I absolutely ADORED part one, and tried to find it for so long, before finding your blog. Thank you for making this.

Magnet part 2 (mini story)

You guys absolutely blew up over the first one and wanted more, and I said I had more ideas so I thought I’d make a part 2. This part though is just a little story based off of the original headcannons. Here’s part 1.

After Agent Fowler bought Miko more magnet stuff, her Jack and Raf started making magnets at the base over the weekend instead of at home. Most of the bots were grateful for this because it meant that Miko was too busy making magnets to sneak on missions with the other bots.

One time, the kids, Bee, and Bulkhead were coloring and making magnets on the floor of the base. Miko freezes up mid cutting some paper and just gets this look on her face all of a sudden. She looks at a huge chunk of cut up magnet and just stares at it for a good 20 seconds.

She then looks at Ratchet across the room, And just stares at him with this blank yet thinking expression. The scissors in her hand are still positioned mid cut. She turns and looks at Bulkhead, who notices. She squints at him, then looks back at Ratchet, then back at the clump of scrap magnet.

Miko then nods like she’s finalized a decision. She puts down the paper and scissors and stands up. She picks up the scrap magnet and proceeds to sneakily waddle over to Ratchet with it, Ratchet doesn’t notice. Raf, Jack, Bulk and Bee look at each other with fear and anticipation. She gets behind Ratchet some feet and raises it over her head and screams,

“RATCHET THERE’S A SCRAPLET ON YOUR LEG!!” And then chucks at him as hard as she can. It hits and sticks to Ratchets leg with a loud clank, this scares the absolute snot out of him.

He moves faster than anyone has ever seen him move, he let out a shriek, snagged the “Scraplet” and threw it against the wall as hard as he could in one quick succession.

He threw it against the wall so hard if left a dent. The look on Ratchet’s face made it clear his spark rate was through the friggin roof. He’s freaking out, but once he realizes that what is stuck to the wall isn’t a mangled Scraplet and sees the about-to-bust-out-laughing face Miko had.. He looks at her and shouts, “MIKO!!!“ in that annoyed parent tone.

Everyone loses it. Miko couldn’t hear Ratchet scolding her over her own laughter. But then it gets even better when Optimus comes in from the other room so see what all the commotion was. He walks in, sees the magnet and just kind’a goes,

As you can see by the illustration, Ratchet was very embarrassed and Miko had a stroke.

WTF? This. Is. Wrong. I am a twig, one boxes, and the other is the archer. I’m the only one of concern.  If anyone ever fat shames my sisters, They get backhanded. I have, I can, I do, and I will hurt ANYONE who hurts my siblings. Fatphobia is real, and it has caused my boxing sister pain. She won’t touch calories barely now, and she never turned down sweets. It is terrifying. Spread the word. Stop fatphobia.

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

W H Y?

Helium

“Sans!” You scream as you dash into the living room of your house, effectively waking your Boyfriend up, “I wanna show you something real quick.” 

This causes him to sit up straight, full attention on you. “What?” You pull out your phone, and show him a sad song. “I wanna sing this for you, may I? Please?” you ask, giving puppy dog eyes.

“Of course, go ahead.”

You press play on your phone...

Then pull a balloon you hid behind your back out in the open, and inhale some of it’s contents. Your voice effectively 2 octaves higher.

“You, And I, We’re like fireworks and symphonies exploding in the sky.”

 Sans, pulls out his phone, and presses record, already laughing. Unknown to you, of course.

“With you, I’m alive, like all the missing pieces of my heart, they finally collide.”

You quickly take another puff of helium. your boyfriend is in stitches, tears in his eye sockets. He’s also right beside you for some reason. What you don’t know, is that he remotely set up his phone, and is now recording you both.

“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”

“With out you, I feel broke, Like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold.”

Another quick puff. You bite your tongue, but you keep going anyway.

“Without you, I feel torn, Like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song”

He grabs the balloon, and takes a puff, before singing himself.

“With you, I fall. It’s like I’m leaving all my past in silhouettes upon the wall. With you, I’m a beautiful mess, it’s like we’re standing hand in hand with all our fears up on the edge.”

You’re snickering at the wink he sent you when he sang beautiful mess. Papyrus walks in, confused. he goes to say something, but you shush him.

“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”

You’re giggling too now. He takes another breath of the balloon’s contents, and you do too. A duet for the next part. 

Without you, I feel broke, like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold. Without you, I feel torn, like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song.”

Papyrus has had enough. So have you and Sans. You two break down laughing, and Papyrus turns off the song before leaving, completely done with the two of you.

Sans walks over to his phone, which you had no clue was running, and stops the video.

Pulling you into a hug, he whispers, “Thanks, Angel. I needed that.”

“Me too. That was a blast.”

Rare Feral Dragons

A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.

Feral

They are highly protective over their territory, and they will defend it with their lives. They are fearsome beings, but they are fair. They will give you a chance or two to get out of their territory without harming you.

Amphiptere

An Amphiptere is a rare classification of Dragon that is characterized by having no legs, but a pair of wings. They often have a pair of horns and a spinal ridge, reaching the tip of their tail, ending in a sharp tip. They can come in earthy greens and browns, or in silver and white. Their eyes are almost always golden. They tend to stay in the middle of storms, where nothing can reach them. They have Blasts of focused electricity that are equivalent to three lightning bolts.

Sea Serpent

A Sea Serpent is another rare classification of Dragon that is characterized by having no legs, but instead fins. They often come in aquatic colors, such as blue and green. They have a dorsal fin that reaches halfway down their spines, and a pair of streamlined horns. They live in just about any ocean, but usually prefer the tropical waters. They are very adept swimmers, faster than a swordfish. They are also very agile in the water.

Quetzalcoatl

A Quetzalcoatl is the rarest classification of Dragon that is characterized as a Dragon with a feathered crest and feathery wings, They are usually a somewhat bright green, with multicolored feathers. They are very nimble, but unable to hide very well, so they tend to evade. They are very swift flyers, agile too. They prefer old mayan ruins and the surrounding jungles.

My Undertale Headcanons

I personally believe that if enough pacifist routes, without a single neutral or genocide route occurring, Gaster, Chara and Asriel can truly be saved.

I also Headcanon that when a monster Soulbond’s with a human, the human’s lifetime is drastically increased, and their aging slowed to about monster speed.

I will add more later, these I just needed to write before I forget.

For undertale prompts, can we get a royal family group hug? :D

Of Course😁

I did individual hugs too. I like to think that after so many pacifist runs, Frisk manages to save Chara, Gaster and Asriel.

A group hug of the Dreemur family. Easy as Cinnamon Butterscotch pie. If you ever hug them, Toriel, Asgore and Frisk will hug right back.

  Asriel absolutely just glomps you in a hug whenever he thinks you need one. Or not, He’s an absolute sweetheart. And by glomp, I mean GLOMP. He will run at you, jump and tackle you, hugging you the whole time.

Chara is in my opinion a bit of a Tsundere. They will freeze up for a moment, before slowly hugging back. While grumbling, of course.

If you ever feel down, all of them will notice, and one will take the initiative, and the rest of the family will follow suit. Yes even Chara.

Argue with the people you’re closest to the most, but lose all self control when they’re put down by ANYONE else.

human instincts

ghost detection

no one here knows you but they all hate you

go pet that large predatory animal 

Holy CRAP! That is AWESOME!!

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost