This Is Freeing Absolute Oxen

how come no one ever talks about how jeremiahs hand should not fit inside his pocket. girl what is this

jonah hand cut off confirmed ?

there is no way in fucking hell that jareds entire god damn hand can fit inside that tiny thing. no way. hes hiding something i can sense it

listen, i hate weezer as a band, and i hate their fans, but they got some good ass riffs yo. leave a man be. /hj

so i made a jonas playlist, specifically to make fun of him, mind you, and then promptly realized i actually enjoyed most of the songs on it - but if anyone asks, i loathe them all. [i am ashamed, yes.] anyway, here it is. @galacticterror come get y’all juice https://open.spotify.com/playlist/60aTEtYTnxyKJbAH7bCh8o

so proud of @galacticterror for deciding to stop kinning jonas oxenfree for One (1) Hour

bad low effort shitpost i threw together because of a joke @galacticterror made. can you tell i just immediately act on whatever impulse thoughts my brain conjures up? anyway he told me to post it so maybe its moderately funny. here you go.

same image

so u know how jonas/ren is dubbed "weed beanies". i propose "sea salt" as the name for alex/clarissa

Shitty Alex aesthetic: y’know, considering that night school studio has put out two games now and both of them involve drinking alcohol and then having an absolutely terrible evening, i’m starting to think they have some sort of agenda

Alex and Jonas from Oxenfree are going to super hell for to time fuckery crimes, gay and trans crimes and because their sibling dynamic made Anon cry!!!

requested by: Anonymous

extremely specific hcs pt 2: shoes

alex: platform doc martens are her go-to, but she also loves any chunky black boots. definitely pulls out the demonias for special occasions. [ren wants to compliment her on them but instead he whines about her being so much taller than him]

ren: off brand sneakers but he takes care of them

jonas: on brand sneakers but he treats them like shit

nona: uggs [i'm sorry about it but it's true]

clarissa: also goes for black boots, but much less showy ones. being the center of attention is her Least Favorite Thing.

fav part of the game and it also happens to be national hugging day!

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