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“You know how Holy Water is lethal to demons? Well, Hot Dog Water does the same thing to Angels.”

Ain’t it funny? We find a way to finally, actually hurt eldritch monstrosities, and suddenly they’re all like “It was just a test” “It’s just a prank bro” “We were just testing you”. How convenient.

You, a Paladin, have been sent to hunt down a former member of your order, but you now have started to doubt. Your holy light flickers, barely a candle anymore, but theirs? It shines brighter than the sun.

the demon that cursed you with infertility and the fey that you promised your firstborn are having a legal battle.

“Drink this, and you’ll become a dragon. But be warned… and you already drank it.”

“If you kill me you will be just as bad as me” the dark lord said to the hero preparing to strike them down. The hero pauses, puts down their weapon and says “You’re right, I won’t kill you. But you are going to wish I did very soon.”

“you- you betrayed us!!! All for these good for nothing creatures!? WHY!?!” Your commander screams at you in complete disbelief on how you could have any reason to betray your people, you then pull out a list that comically unfolded a few feet “where do I fucking start!!!”

“Let me make this perfectly clear. You are not saving my daughter from a dragon. She IS a dragon. You are going to protect her and keep her company until she learns how to control her magic.”

The city’s heroine was unmasked, only to be revealed it was a homeless 17 years old girl under it.

“What is this place?” “Please, have some tea.” “No, where am I!? What ARE you!?” “This is the last remnant of your sanity. You looked upon me, something incomprehensible, and it drove you mad. I’m merely trying to see you off politely.”

A fisherman and a mermaid have lifelong, playful game: whoever catches the most fish gets to keep them. Then one day the fisherman dies and his son comes to continue the game.

You’re a villain, but you typically hold back. You’re into villainy for a quick robbery, or just some laughs. But not any more. Today is the day to show them that making you mad is a BAD idea.

Through a series of events you find out that your party members have all been replaced by a mimic, a skinwalker, a changeling, and a shapeshifter. You don’t bring up that you know this however as they’re a lot nicer and more efficient then the ones they replaced.

Sticky hand wall update

noooo insecure tgirl. resist the siren song of the oversized hoodie. get them cute lil tiddies out for the rest of us to admire.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Kobeni: Origins

I made this a couple of months ago but. hack your 3ds. do it right now.

metroid is about isolation

but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet

and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand

and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time

and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural

and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you

metroid is about love actually

reblog if you support:

• pre- or non-hrt trans people

• genderfluid/non-binary people who want hrt

• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt

• pre- or non-op trans people

• tall transfems

• short transmascs

• fat/plus size trans people

• fem trans men

• masc trans women

• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind

• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck

• transfems with wide shoulders

• transmascs with wide hips

• genderfluid/non-binary people with facial hair or tits

• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not

• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present

• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest

• non- conventionally-attractive trans people

• non-conforming trans people

• non-"passing" trans people

• non-stereotypical trans people

We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!

I'm trying to prove a point to some transphobic relatives. Back me up tumblr.

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

HEY <3 I'm gonna give this another shot. One of my best friends @fangymutt is struggling and has been delt a bad hand & I wanna help out. So! If you DM me with proof you've donated at least $20 or over, along with a reference for your character, you'll get a sketch from me. Thank you very much, you can donate here if you're interested.

✌️

Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents

Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,

Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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THE MACHINES OF ULTRAKILL This project was fun and painful at the same time Consider reblogging and following if you enjoy my work

So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”

but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared

really gets the noggin joggin

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