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What if The Slayer didn't arrive in time to stop the ritual binding the heart of Mateo (Valen's son) to the Icon of Sin. But instead of the Icon wreaking havoc, it begins to claw at its own a face. Its roar sounding more like a wail. Mateo's soul is fighting for control, for all Argenta are born with the will to fight.

The Slayer's role becomes not to kill the Icon outright, but to land blows when the Baphomet's soul takes over. Giving Mateo the advantage.

When the battle is over, only Mateo remains. Proving his soul was more pure than Baphomet was corrupt. His will, with the Slayer's help, is greater than that of the Khan. Mateo uses the Icon's body and his newfound might to aide the Slayer in further trials...

And, eventually, reunites with his father.

There's a distinct image in my head of Valen standing before the massive head of the Icon. A hand resting on its muzzle as it rumbles; an earth shaking purr.

I would never be mean to the skull.

Museum of witchcraft 74

A fisherman and a mermaid have lifelong, playful game: whoever catches the most fish gets to keep them. Then one day the fisherman dies and his son comes to continue the game.

“You know how Holy Water is lethal to demons? Well, Hot Dog Water does the same thing to Angels.”

“Drink this, and you’ll become a dragon. But be warned… and you already drank it.”

How do we get it down?

The super moon on a radio receiver dish

You, a Paladin, have been sent to hunt down a former member of your order, but you now have started to doubt. Your holy light flickers, barely a candle anymore, but theirs? It shines brighter than the sun.

shout-out to this mushroom i thought was a bird egg. deceptive little bastard

Through a series of events you find out that your party members have all been replaced by a mimic, a skinwalker, a changeling, and a shapeshifter. You don’t bring up that you know this however as they’re a lot nicer and more efficient then the ones they replaced.

“Let me make this perfectly clear. You are not saving my daughter from a dragon. She IS a dragon. You are going to protect her and keep her company until she learns how to control her magic.”