“Let Me Make This Perfectly Clear. You Are Not Saving My Daughter From A Dragon. She IS A Dragon. You

So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”

but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared

really gets the noggin joggin

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

What if The Slayer didn't arrive in time to stop the ritual binding the heart of Mateo (Valen's son) to the Icon of Sin. But instead of the Icon wreaking havoc, it begins to claw at its own a face. Its roar sounding more like a wail. Mateo's soul is fighting for control, for all Argenta are born with the will to fight.

The Slayer's role becomes not to kill the Icon outright, but to land blows when the Baphomet's soul takes over. Giving Mateo the advantage.

When the battle is over, only Mateo remains. Proving his soul was more pure than Baphomet was corrupt. His will, with the Slayer's help, is greater than that of the Khan. Mateo uses the Icon's body and his newfound might to aide the Slayer in further trials...

And, eventually, reunites with his father.

There's a distinct image in my head of Valen standing before the massive head of the Icon. A hand resting on its muzzle as it rumbles; an earth shaking purr.

Sticky hand wall update

Oh my gosh I actually wrote a fanfic

Soooo instead of working on finals last night, I wrote a Mega Man fanfic where Roll tries to figure out if she’s gay! I’m really proud of this one, give it a read if you can!

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

every time a fat girl wears a shirt that shows her belly an angel gets their wings reblog if you agree

one time I was at a gaming convention when, all of a sudden, miyamoto came up to me and whispered into my ear, “Samus’s cock is canonically eight inches and thick. Try to tell them, they’ll never believe you.”

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