“What Is This Place?” “Please, Have Some Tea.” “No, Where Am I!? What ARE You!?” “This

A fisherman and a mermaid have lifelong, playful game: whoever catches the most fish gets to keep them. Then one day the fisherman dies and his son comes to continue the game.

Wario

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Big Samus is quickly becoming a comfort character of mine

I would never be mean to the skull.

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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

Reblog if you, too, greatly desire a hot dog

something neat happened in history class today. after lunch our teacher had a buzz buzzfeed article pulled up and she was showing us european castles on airbnb. there was this one castle hosted by this guy named Peter and it looked really nice. the guy restored it himself with his partner. when we saw a picture of him, people started cheering and saying how hot he was or smth.

Peter, hard at work

the article: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jemimaskelley/european-castles-airbnb

the listing: https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/658697?source_impression_id=p3_1572294012_Mv%2B%2F4I7C%2FzrK%2BYIQ&irgwc=1&irclid=03LX7u0wzxycUdXWy82uGQpeUks1OzQFUwUx1I0&ircid=4560&c=.pi73.pk4560_468058_&sharedid=&af=126295512

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.