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Wilford Motherloving Warfstache!
If I had a nickel for every time I got into a piece of media wherein there was:
- a mystery centred around the death of this high-status asshole who kind of isn’t dead
- a main character audience-insert who you never see and who must solve this murder with the help of the other characters
- the ex-wife of said high-status asshole, who hates him and has powers of precognition
- someone who was framed for the death of the asshole and has to flee
- a pre-established (and possibly romantic) relationship between the audience-insert and their ‘boss’
- that ‘boss’ character, who tells the audience-insert half truths in order to protect* them
…I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
Wilford and that copa cabana song, huh
Wilford talking to Dark
isn’t it so crazy that we’re all going to live forever
It's always “If they were in the same universe, Wilford and Remus would be friends/dating/enemies” and never “If they were in the same universe, Roman would have a field day or mental breakdown learning everybody's names”
Reminder: Roman thought the names Janus and Virgil we're embarrassing. There are canon characters named “Captain Magnum,” “Heehoo,” and “HeapAss.” (Yes, HeapAss is canon, he’s one of Yancy’s friends. Also yancy is a good example for this.)
Roman would have a mental breakdown as the names get more and more ridiculous and Virgil would just hover around him until finally he gets really close and goes “And you thought my name was bad.”
Cursed thought: The “I got the titties, she got the ass” trend on tiktok but it's Wilford and Remus
Abe has two hands. One a chaotic mustache man and the other a emo demon :)
Abestache comic
I am obsessed with drawing these two now XD. Feel free to ask requests for more Abestache content.
The Unexpected Guest
