Twst Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Twst quotes #05

Yuu: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Ace: Not it!

Deuce: Not it!

Grim: Not it!

Yuu: … None of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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Yuu: ARE YOU-

Ace: Fucking.

Yuu: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Ace: Fucking.

Yuu: IDIOT!

Leona: … What was that?

Ace: Crewel banned Yuu from swearing, so I'm helping them out.

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Ace: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Kalim…

Yuu: As you should be.

Ace: No, for real, he's just really-

Yuu:As. You. Should. Be.

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Ruggie: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog…

Leona: What's updog?

Ruggie: Jack! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Yuu, grinning: I have acquired a knife!

Crewel: Put it down Yuu.

Yuu: You have magic! I have knife. Fair trade! *sprints away*

Sorry he's just so fucking basic 😭

there are only 2 sides to the twisted wonderland fandom: you either hate neige with every atom in your body or you absolutely adore him.

HE GOT SLAYED 😭

Riddle: And you! You don't even have any magic! What kind of failures must your parents be?

MC: I can confidently say that if I came home with a failing grade, my mom would still love me. Can you?

Now why would you say that 😕

Malleus: I just figured out child of man is planning a surprise party for me.

Malleus: What should I do, Lilia?

Lilia: Surprise them back!

Lilia: Don't show up.

⛑ To The Rescue | First Years x Reader

>> requested: no >> a/n: this is based off something that happened to me this week

>> masterlist: ramshackle (misc.) >> summary: telling them that someone said their friend has a crush on you >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): none

>> twst taglist: @tulipluvlettr | @strawberry-hyacinth | @oseathepebble | @wisteriainslumber | @villaim | @pastelmages | @xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin | @silly-ez | @l1vyatan | @savanaclaw1996 | @enigmatic-pers | @queerlordsimon | @kyraxiyn | @rayisalive | @monochromepalette | @oheyfox | @oepionie | @nem0-nee | @ruggiethethuggie

🫙 Jars of Love | First Years x Reader

>> requested: no >> a/n: another one ig. inspo from this bllk work

>> masterlist: ramshackle (misc.) >> summary: you ask them to fill jars >> reader prns: they/them >> warning(s): none

>> twst taglist: @tulipluvlettr | @strawberry-hyacinth | @oseathepebble | @wisteriainslumber | @villaim | @pastelmages | @xphantasmagoriax | @atlasnessie | @divinesapph | @ze-maki-nin | @silly-ez | @l1vyatan | @savanaclaw1996 | @enigmatic-pers | @queerlordsimon | @kyraxiyn | @rayisalive | @monochromepalette | @oheyfox | @oepionie | @nem0-nee | @ruggiethethuggie

what are we?

summary. texting your boyfriend ‘what are we?’ as a prank does not go quite as expected

featuring. ace trappola, deuce spade, jack howl, epel felmier, sebek zigvolt

t//w. reader gets an engagement scare in sebek’s part but it’s just for laughs el oh el

notes. man i haven’t made these in a while

ACE TRAPPOLA

DEUCE SPADE

JACK HOWL

EPEL FELMIER

SEBEK ZIGVOLT

- Ignihyde Incorrect Quotes -

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Idia: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

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Ortho, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the FUCK?? Ortho, buckling the banana up: Fucking buckle UP, it’s the LAW!

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Idia, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

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Ortho: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Idia: Ortho, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Ortho: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

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Idia: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

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Idia: Where have you been all day? Ortho: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

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Ortho: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! Idia: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Idia: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play? Ortho: Did you just make that up? Idia: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once. Ortho: Idia: A really long fortune cookie.

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Idia: N... No! Ortho: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

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And another one done!! Woohoo!!! I'm having some real fun posting all of these.

~ Pomefiore Incorrect Quotes ~

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Epel, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Vil: Tea.

Epel: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Vil: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Rook: Even better!

Vil: What the fuck did you-

Rook: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Epel: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Vil: You're welcome.

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Epel: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Epel: An apple a day can also keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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Epel: You're alive.

Vil: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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Kidnapper: We have your child

Vil: I don’t have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?

Vil: Oh god, you have Epel

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Epel: And now for a gay update with Rook.

Rook: Getting gayer.

Epel: Thank you, Rook.

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Epel: Quacking in my boobs over this

Epel: QUAKING*

Epel: BOOTS* FUCKER.

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Epel, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Vil: Yeah, Vil will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.

Epel: Exactly, I will straight up-

Epel:

Epel, tearing up: Vil, why would you say that?!

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Vil: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like?

Epel: Do you make any other kind?

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Another One Done! Yay!! Btw, do you think I should and write headcannons, x reader, etc? I wanna try, maybe.

~ Scarabia Incorrect Quotes ~

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*While waiting outside the principal’s office* Jamil: What are you in for? Kalim: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you? Jamil: I stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. Kalim: Kalim: Kalim: We live very different lives. Jamil: Yes we do.

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Kalim: So you like cats? Jamil: Yeah. Kalim: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Kalim: What are you eating? Jamil: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Kalim: I like you, don't I?

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Kalim: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated. Jamil: You once said that about an orange. Kalim: They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t.

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Jamil: Is something burning? Kalim: My burning love for you of course! Jamil: … Kalim: … Kalim: And the kitchen is on fire…

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Kalim: Jamil is playing hard to get. Kalim: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Jamil: You have Crayons? Kalim: Yes, I have— Jamil: You're— how old are you? Kalim: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Jamil: Don't go to the kitchen. Kalim: Why? Jamil: I saw a spider. Kalim: Well, did you kill it? Jamil: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

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Jamil: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

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Kalim: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Jamil: And you came to me?

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Hey I've been gone for a while, I've been busy playing Genshin Impact & moving. But I'm back now!!

~ Octavinelle Incorrect Quotes ~

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Cop: You ran a red light.

Floyd: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

Floyd: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

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Jade: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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Azul: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”

Azul: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.

Azul: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

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Jade: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

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Jade: Sweet dog you got there.

Divus: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.

Jade: Still training huh?

Divus: What do you mean?

Jade:

Jade: Never mind.

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Jade/Floyd: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

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Azul: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Jade/Floyd: Awwww-

Azul: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Jade/Floyd: Oh.

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Azul: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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Azul: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Floyd: Hello friends!

Jade/Azul:

Floyd: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

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I know it’s been quite a while since my last incorrect quote post, I do have a reason. I was being super lazy.

~Heartslabyul Incorrect Quotes~

Riddle: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Deuce: It was Ace.

Cater: It was Ace.

Trey: Ace broke it.

Ace:

Ace: ...YOU PROMISED-

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Riddle: You're a loose cannon, Ace.

Ace: No, I'm not.I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Trey: I think you play by your own rules.

Cater: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Riddle: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Ace: No, I'm just a reckless renegade.Deuce is a loose cannon.

Deuce: * smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Ace!

Cater: I'd say Deuce's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose.That's an entirely different thing.

Trey: Now I'm just confused.Is Ace a loose cannon or not?

Riddle: All right, put on a pot of coffee.We're gonna get to the bottom of this.

Ace: *groans*

Deuce: Aw, man.

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Riddle: What’s something you guys are better than Ace at?  

Deuce: Mario Kart.  

Cater: Yeah, video games.  

Trey: Emotional vulnerability.

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Riddle: Where's Ace, Deuce, and Cater?

Trey: They're playing hide and seek.

Riddle: Where?

Trey: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Deuce: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Trey: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Cater: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Ace: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Riddle: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Riddle : Favorite horror movie?

Trey: It

Cater: Saw

Ace: Annabelle

Deuce: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Riddle: My life's complicated enough and the last thing I need is more drama.

ADeuce: Hey, Housewarden

Riddle: Hello, drama.

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Ace: [Jumping from one trouble to another] Parkour.

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Website: Choose your password.

Trey: *Types Riddle* 

Website: Password is too short.

Trey, wiping away a tear: I know

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Trey: Calm yourself Riddle, you are being far too unfair.

Riddle: And you are being far too forgiving.

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I don't remember where I got these from, but if I manage to remember I'll add the links or what not.

Yuu : Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

Azul : I’m a capitalist.

Throw a stick 🌻🥀

Yuu: If I were to throw a stick who would catch it? Epel or Jack?

Ace:..

Ace: Jack for sure *Throws stick*

Jack & Epel: .... *Staring at them*

Floyd: *Appearing with a stick in his mouth*

Mc: *silently losing their mind over upcoming exams*

Jamil: This is the exact representation of my mood everyday.

Deuce:..... Do you two need therapy.

Jamil: Yes.

Mc: SHUDDUP IM TRYING TO STUDY

Mc: How to wake up a sleeping cat to get it to do things

Mc: Step 1: gather a bucket of water

Mc: Step 2: Pour on cat *pours water bucket*

*Angry screech*

Mc: Now if your cat holds a grudge like mine does I recommend sprinting away as fast as possible.

Leona: *sopping wet* I am going to end your days herbivore...

Ace: on today's episode of prefect solving overblots in odd ways...

*the group watching Overblot Leona stick his face in catnip again*

Mc: Hey if I can save myself the mental damage in some way, I'm doing it

Jack: why did you even have catnip with you?

Mc: Sometimes its helpful to throw it at Grim so he's distracted for a little while.

Deuce: That's....actually really smart

Deuce: But how did you know it would work on Leona.

Mc: Honestly I didn't, it was a last minute idea and had it not worked I would have been skinned alive.

MC: *sick to high heck flopped over in bed*

Jade: it's such a shame how the prefect has fallen ill

Jade: I wonder if my mushroom soup would help?~

MC: *shoots up from bed*

Mc: Absolutely not, I have no way of knowing if you've laced that thing.

Jade: Ah what a shame, it would have been a good soup too.

Mc: Sometimes I wonder if Floyd was a better option for this...

Azul: *tiny angry squeaking*

Jack: what is that

Mc: Azul overblotted and it caught me off guard, so I may have accidently thrown a shrinking potion at him...

Ace: Accidently?

Mc: Hey Crewel needed a shrinking potion for a plant it's not my fault octo-boi decided to have a meltdown in my pathway.

*more angry squeaking from tiny overblot Azul in a small fishtank*

Floyd: AW HES SO SMALL AND SQUISHY!

Jade: Indeed. I do wonder if we may be able to toss him around a bit before he unshrinks.

Mc: No.

Mc: Idia, you like cats, right?

Idia: Yes?

Mc: You do realize they are one of the most judgemental animals on the planet right?

Idia: where are you going with this?

Mc: you don't like being judged by others, so why do you like cats.

Idia:.....

Idia: their cuteness far makes up for their judgemental stares

Riddle in overblot mode: OFF WITH YOUR HEADS

Mc:....

*starts walking up to Riddle*

Ace: MC WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Mc: *hugs Riddle*

Riddle: Wha- what are you-

Mc: I'm giving you a hug, something you clearly never got as a kid.

Riddle: *sad noises*

*Overblot dies down*

Ace: Prefect is on a a roll with these peaceful overblot solutions....

Deuce: So pure T^T

Azul: How many of you have played musical instruments before?

Jade: Do instruments of torture count?

Azul: No

Floyd: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Azul: No Floyd: mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Floyd:....*opens mouth*

Azul: Horseradish is not an instrument either.

Floyd: Time to do some sketchy sh*t, do dah, do dah~

*sees Azul*

Floyd: Hope I get away with it!~

Riddle: *humming the song about the little crocodile*

Sebek: *pops out of bush* WHO SUMMONED ME!?

Riddle: WHAT-

Mc: so what did we learn

Collared Ace: Don't steal food from the fridge....

Mc: *nods*

Ace: But if you do, turn the tart around so Riddle doesn't see the slice taken out. That way he finds it later and has no idea who did it :>

Mc: no-

Mc: You know, sometimes you can't talk everyone through their feelings....

*swings baseball bat over head*

Mc: and that's okay.

*recent overblot feeling a sense of dread*

Vil: I need a poisonous mushroom and I can't have you asking any questions.

Jade: only if you also don't ask any questions.

Vil: em...alright

Jade: *pulls out a startling large arrangement of various poisonous mushrooms*

Jade: Take your pick

Vil:....

Jade:......

Vil: This one's fine...

Deuce: who took my food!? ACE-

Deuce: that was me ten seconds ago, and I realized that friendship is more important than food.

Deuce: *with a bat* that was me fifteen seconds ago, screw it

*slams open door*

Deuce: ACE!

Ace: 0-0

Yuu: *falls through the upper Ramshackle floor because it was rotting*

Ace: Hi Yuu!

Yuu: Hi Ace...that hurt

Yuu: *Minding business*

Malleus: Child of man, I request a huggie

Yuu: I...sure

Malleus: *happy dragon noises*