Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
1) first go to du store.
2) buy cookies.
3) eat them and cry about how you cant make cookies and how your parents were right about you being a mistake. Then reflect on that one time you lost an argument to a little kid about bionicles. Because your a little bitch and dont deserve to live.
So i was at the store buying normal stuff like a rope and a step stool and some knives. Then this guy comes up to me and says
"Hey there baby."
I replied "um yeah no im lesbain."
And he replies "well then help me pick up chicks."
And thats how i met my bestfriend