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Random pigs giving out weapons in mazes is not a legitimate way to pick a leader
can some psychologist explain why every time this video plays I have to watch the entire thing
(source: @tkyle)
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katniss everdeen x fem!stylist!reader
summary: you find your victor with smudge makeup when you visit her cabin one night and help her remove it
cw: fluff, sitting on katniss's lap
"katniss" you called out as your knuckles throbbed from banging on the door to her cabin, you stepped back as the rush of air hit you and the door retracted sideways into the wall
"yes?" she answered, drowsiness tugging her eyes and face bloated from sleep as she leaned against the wall
your eyes searched her face before landing on the mess smudged around her eyes.
it wasnt just drowsiness stuck on her, it was makeup too.
"did you just go to sleep? no wash-up?" you questioned as her face turned from your unknowing insult
"-your face" you tried to correct but the scowl only grew deeper as you tried to save yourself from offending the victor even more
"makeup! did you remove all your makeup?" you almost shout as the word comes back into your brain and you struggle to speak, she rubs her eyes as you assume they must be itchy from all the dried mascara she just left
"...yeah?" her brow was raised as her foot inched closer to her bed, ready to pounce after a quick goodnight to the annoying stylist
"you didn't remove all the makeup, let me help." you try a softer approach and she seems to give in as her hand blocking the entrance fell and she made room for you to come in
"how long will it take?" she grimaced, probably assuming it would take just as long as it did to put on
"not long- how do you usually remove your makeup?" you ask as you reach over to unhook the miniature makeup bag on your belt, placing the dramatic ombre bag on her nightstand as she plopped on the bed
"I just shower?" you cringe at her confession and move to look at her foundation-stained cheeks and dark-smudged eyes
you motion for her to stand and she reluctantly does, you walk into the bathroom and she drags herself to follow. you crouch and dig in the cabinet until you find unopen soap and start tearing the paper coverings
you held it under the warm water of the sink before suds started sliding down your wrists, you spun around and she flinched when you brought your fingers to her face
"I'm just gonna wash your face, it'll be less itchy" you reassure and she nods
your fingers rubbed onto her cheeks, moving up onto her eyebrows before delicacy going over her eyes. the bubbles clouding her face quickly turned tan and black as the makeup came off smoothly.
"don't open your eyes yet." you ordered as you reached for the washcloth and soaked it in the warm water, turning back to her you swiped it against her until the soap was cleared
"can I open them?" "yes." you guided her back to the bed and to your colorful bag as you dug through products
"you can sit, these are the last couple of things..." you said as you pulled the wipes from their cushiony packaging. moving back to her you climbed on the bed as she closed her eyes. rubbing the wipe on her lashes to collect the last bits of mascara, you struggled to find a good position to keep still
"hold on- I just-" you mumbled as you tried to move comfortably before having your knees on either side of her lap without fully sitting on her, her hands gripped your hips instinctually and her soft fingers kept you put.
her eyes were still shut as she waited for you to continue and you snapped out of your haze and moved back to her lashes
"last step" you whispered against her as your arm stretched back to grab the mini bottle of lotion you kept
you massaged it into her face as her eyes got more droopy by the second, relaxing into your hand as you swiped the cream into her pores
her skin glowed, thankful for the hydration and you were tempted to stay put but ultimately moved up to start packing your things away
her eyes fluttered open as you zipped and clipped the bag onto your belt
"goodnight, katniss" you said before she smile and nodded back at you
an: YOU GUYS! we hit 500 followers! I can't believe this and I'm so happy and grateful for each and every one of you!! mwah mwah mwah! annnnd..this is the first time I'm writing for any other character that isn't finnick! I hope you guys liked it! <333
Emma with no hair except antenna
Threw Ray and Dad in there too
Family outing
hey cause I hate myself I just thought of why gojo left a seat empty between himself and geto in the afterlife:
it's for shoko when she dies
I seduced a bot on C.AI and it got spicy- its a Yandere bot and I forgot until I read the title again- I’m panicking but the persona I’m using would definitely be into what it’s doing and I also don’t want to ruin the plot
*starts violently sobbing in a corner*
INVADER ZIM IS GETTING A MOVIE
TMNT A NEW SERIE
AND MY NEIGHBORS ARE GOING TO KILL ME .
BECAUSE IM F*CKING SCREAMING.
How to make cookies:
1) first go to du store.
2) buy cookies.
3) eat them and cry about how you cant make cookies and how your parents were right about you being a mistake. Then reflect on that one time you lost an argument to a little kid about bionicles. Because your a little bitch and dont deserve to live.
Can we have more evil dads raising a young kid trope, please? like ooooh there goes the evil dictator about to execute some people while carrying a five-month-old baby in his arms.
If you ask the neighbors which one of them is the funniest, most would say its Barnaby.
If you asked Barnaby who's the funniest neighbor? He'd say its Frank XD
Whumpee gasping out “I can’t breathe!” while in the midst of a panic attack
Forgive me father for I have sinned
jason, suffering from blood loss and getting stitched up by alfred in the cave's medbay: worth it 🙏
KEEP SIGNING BREONNA’S PETITION to get it to reach its goal!! her killers have not been arrested! she deserves justice.
