South Park Hcs - Blog Posts

factual and real.

I dunno bout yall, but I always had the vibe that Pip's eyes were brown, not blue

staig headcanons:

• Dislike each other at first but slowly find out they have more in common than they think but both just keep waiting and silently wishing for the other to first initiate something

• They bond over their similar music taste

• Whenever Stan catches Craig staring he thinks he’s glaring at him and is afraid his crush hates him, Craig flipping him off whenever he gets caught also does NOT help

• Stan’s friends try to reassure him by saying that he would definitely be able to beat Craig in a fight because he kinda sucked in that Tweek vs. Craig episode

• Whenever Stan gets the chance he just approves or immediately agrees with whatever Craig says as a way to show his interest (sometimes mistaken as sarcasm bc of their rivalry) and hoping that Craig gets the hint but he will frantically deny ever liking him at all (this hc the other way around would actually be quite cute too)

• When Stan texts Craig for a school matter or for whatever reason, it always concerns him if Stan’s dry ass texting means he’s mad at him or not but when they get closer he finds out that’s just the way he is

• Stan sometimes gets in detention just so he can spend some more time with Craig instead of actually making a move on him

• The whole class mistakes their pining over each as a rivalry because they’re both shitty at admitting it and/or showing it

• Cartman would probably be spreading rumors about how eventually a fight is definitely gonna end up happening between those two but then it turns out that Stan and Craig are actually a couple instead

MINI CARTMAN MUSIC HEADCANNON RANT!!!

I have seen absolutely NO ONE point out the fact Cartmans CANONLY a fan of PROG rock. His cannon favorite song (as shown on the chef aid album) is “Come sail away” by Styx. That is a very proggy song and band. cartman also likes the band Asia (Asia is a progressive rock SUPERGROUP. I mean they got people from King Crimson, YES, Emerson and lake Palmer, and bugles.) This kid is constantly making refferences to PROG rock. Yes he likes pop music, but he also loves rock. Another example is that He likes journey. the reason I mention this later and mention this at all is the fact journey used to be a PROG rock band (I’m sorry for the capital prog my iPad autocorrected it to that for some reason) but later on they became a more commercial rock band. So yes he mostly listens to pop, but his music taste isn’t JUST modern pop songs. He likes older pop, and the rock he prefers is REALLY older rock. (50s-70s.) I know it’s probably just because I’m aggressively autistic but why am I the only one I’ve seen to point this out??

South Park head-canons:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show was Cartmans childhood movie. His mom was on some pretty heavy drugs when he was 5-6 years old so she didn’t care much about what he was watching, this also further set them back into poverty so the only movies Cartman had at home were some VHS tapes and CDs Liane had from her childhood or her early 20’s. One of these CDs is The Rocky Horror Picture show. He ends up showing Kenny the Rocky Horror picture show when they’re both around 7, and then the rocky horror virus spread across their friend groups by the time they’re all teens.