Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
[Gi-hun storms into the room, clearly agitated.]
Gi-hun: Kids. Bed. Now. I want to talk to your father.
In-ho: No! Kids, stay! Please, stay!
Gi-hun: Go!
In-ho: Stay!
Gi-hun: Go!
In-ho: Stay!
Gi-hun: You go!
In-ho: Dae-ho, stay!
Gi-hun: Now!
In-ho: Jun-hee, don’t move!
Gi-hun: You go!
In-ho: Jung-bae, stay!
Gi-hun: Get out of here!
In-ho: Don’t leave me!
Gi-hun: You get out of here!
Bee: *on the phone with Megatron* Hello, your on with bossbots youngest child bumblebee
Megatron: *to optimus ,who he just kidnapped* its your son
Op: oh, they fight on the autobot team with me
Megatron: adorable
Op: yeah
Megatron: sutch a good father
Op: oh, no its more about not paying them regular- whatever
Megatron: *on the phone to bumblebee* you wanna talk to yoir daddy
Bee: no i wanna talk to you, you have been selected as the subject of my important person school essay
Megatron: shut up
Bee: Oh DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP question one when y-
Sentinel: *Trying to take the phone*
Bee: IT'S MY DADDY!
Sentinel: *backs up* gah-
Bee: * back on the phone* how did you first get into being a decepticon?
Megatron: I just kinda fell into it, I had an army, needed to rule cybertron an-
Sentinel:*trying to take the phone again* alright kiddo, we've had our fun now, hand over the-
Bee: IT'S MY DADDY, MY DAD IS IN THERE! *back on the phone casually* so just a couple more questions
(But mostly the trix)
No one wanted this...
Stella: ... but I got off to buy lipgloss because the boat didn't have my brand
Musa: that's lipgloss? I always thought you JUST finished eating a rotisserie chicken
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Bloom: Flora, I don't want a raccoon in our room
Flora: I know. I mean I don't agree, but I understand
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Bloom: Oh, what'd you get?
Stella: It's a skirt, but I'm going to wear it as a dress so you can see my butt
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(During the day of the rose episode)
Stella: Ugh, what are the trix doing?
Bloom: Nothing, They're just standing there. That bugs me so much
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Lord Darkar (Showing the trix around the hideout): It has soundproof walls
Stormy: I can yell anything I want and no one can hear me!
(Slams door)
Stormy (Muffled): I love my sisters!
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Icy: Let's face it. Everyone stinks. Except me. I'm great.
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Riven: You were using me
Darcy: I prefer the term "networking"
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Stormy (to Darcy about Riven): Cute? He's the reason faces were invented you idiot!
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Tecna: We can have a girl's night in. I have a great new nail polish I've been wanting to try. It's called "Clear"
Musa: Sure, if you want to look like a prostitute
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Musa: I've logged over 3000 fantasy hours into my relationship with Riven. You don't just throw that away.
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Icy (About Darcy and Riven): They make a cute couple, Huh?
Stormy: The certainly are standing next to each other
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Stormy: So how do you predict things Darcy? How do you do it?
Darcy: I kinda close my eyes and an image appears in my head
Icy: That's called having a thought Darcy
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Darcy (about Icy): Hey, you don't want to mess with my sister. She'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years
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Stormy: Too short? I'm not too short I'm perfect
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Icy: Everybody know what they're doing?
Darcy: In general or in the plan?
Icy: The plan, Darcy
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Stormy (to Valtor): Quiet dignity? Have you met us?
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Valtor (to the trix): Alright, listen. You're my children and I love you. But you're all terrible at what you do here. And I feel like I should tell you I'd fire all if you if I could
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Darcy: I'm the hottest girl at cloud tower
Bloom: You're a student? I thought you were someone's mom
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Griffin: I'm sorry my students picked on your students
Faragonda: Hey, I'm sorry my students threaten to cut your student's ears off
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(Valtor explaining something)
Darcy (to Icy): Is it obvious that I don't care?
Everyone: *trying to hold down a sick Shigaraki while Kurogiri tries to shove a spoon full of medicine in his mouth*
Spinner: How can he be so sick but still so strong?!
Twice: Like the economy!