Son Of A BITCH - Blog Posts

Damn rodent 😒

it’s been several days already but the fellas at rusty quill are going to face my wrath for the events of april 1st, 2024.

Dean Winchester the proudest big brother alive

ugh

I thought that I couldn't hate S4 more but then I remembered that...

Five and Diego die without reconciliation and hating each other

Klaus dies without knowing how the Original Ben died

Diego dies without knowing if Lila fell in love with Five or not because she never answered the question

Lila died after not seeing her kids for nearly 7 years

Luther died without finding Sloane, the only person he was in love with

Allison died leaving behind Claire, the one person she sacrificed everything for

Ben died as a monster without his consciousness, unable to say goodbye to his siblings

But most of all, they all died to become flowers meanwhile the fucking Handler had a happy ending🤡

This is so cute!

Can I hug you guys? @xinhs

Conquest

"Aw,Of course you can! So polite~!" He coos, excitedly lifting you in his arms like one would pick up a cute puppy. He laughs- unclear wether it's at you or with you. "Humans are such cute little things ♡ anything else i can do for you??"

War

"Five bucks." He deadpans, before laughing heartily "don't make that face. I'm joking! We wouldn't make our fans pay for that........maybe." He hums, thoughtfully. He isn't seriously considering it.. r-right? "Oh. Right. Sure, you can hug me, come here~"

Famine

"Hm? Er..." he hugs his sides protectively, avoiding eye contact awkwardly " i don't know about that." He seems to be biting back harsher words. But he can't go around badmouthing fans to their faces can he?? He seems actually pleased at the question though. Not a lot of people approach him directly. "No offense but i might try to kick you out of reflex if you do.."

Death

"..." he opens his arms patiently, waiting for your hug. "Since you asked permission first.." he mutters under his breath. He's oddly tall and kind of drapes over you, in a weird, kinda comforting way. The hug doesn't last very long. "Hm.. physical touch is still...... so weird to experience.." he's taking to himself out loud again