How Many Crimes Do Y’all Think Solomon Has Committed Just By Being Alive? Cuz It Has To Be At Least

Y’all I am sorry again..I’ll get it out at some point I promise. Things are hard right now and I’m going through some shit that again- didn’t expect to be going through- so I’ll get it out when I can it just feels wrong to write right now but it is almost done so I’ll do my best to finish it

Hey y’all I know I promised at midnight but I had unexpected plans so I wasn’t able to finalize everything but it will absolutely be up tomorrow, I promise. Im so sorry, I wasn’t expecting to have anything to do :)

Bro how I @ the tumblr staff I want them to put the dms settings and setup back to the pretty colors I hate this new plain dms setup and Idk why tumblr ruined it it’s ugly I like going to my friends chats and it’s colored with the color of their theme it’s like stepping into their house and getting their vibe and aesthetic and it’s fun and now it’s like meeting them in some office room to talk it’s dumb and ugly. Soon tumblr will change their logo and name and be Xumblr 💀💀💀💀

And if I kill myself?

Oh I broke so many rules and I’m gonna tell on myself in like 2 days cuz I’m a pussy-

DADDY 😍

Men who are legitimately dangerous >>>

Does anyone have really old money and need a trophy wife?? Asking for a friend and because I really want a pink car and stability

Be mindful of your parasocial relationships because just because you feel like Matpat is your dad doesn’t mean he actually is and it’s unfair for you to cry like a baby for 12 hours straight because he wants to focus on his family and the thing that you’ve loved so much for like 12 years isn’t fun for him anymore and you should want him to be happy but it feels like your father just went to get the milk because you get too attached to people on the internet

💗💓🌸💖🌷💐💓Tits💕💘🌷🌺💝💖🌸💐

When you think of Barbatos, one word comes to mind. Kind.

Other people might not think of that specific word. You’re sure that someone like Mammon would describe Barbatos as cynical or frightening. But not you, no. To you, Barbatos is kind.

He doesn’t expect anything from you, he never has. You have so much on your shoulders, so much pressure from all three worlds somehow falling on you. And he’s always there for you, never expecting you to be or do anything.

If you need to cry, he’ll wipe your tears. If you need to talk, he’ll listen. If you need to shout, he’ll make you some tea for your strained voice. If you need to be held, he’ll hold you. Anything you’ve ever needed he has always done, he will continue to do.

Because he loves you. Unconditionally, Barbatos loves you. He doesn’t want anything but your love and he doesn’t even expect that. He just loves loving you. And there could never be anything more precious.

To you, Barbatos is always kind…until you don’t want him to be anymore. When you’ll need to lose your head, he’ll be there to make it spin. All you have to say is “I need you to fix me”, and fix you he will.

He’ll use his softest silk to tie your hands above your head. He’ll kiss your neck, grip your waist, bite hickeys so dark you’ll have to seek Asmo’s makeup skills when trying to cover them. He can make you dizzy without even having to slip his hands below your belt. He knows what you like. He knows what you need.

His hand will caress your waist, his lips will ravish your neck. He’ll kiss over the bites that he leaves, making sure you know you’re loved with every infliction of pain. You don’t have time to focus on one sensation before he’s quickly giving you another. It’s dizzying and it breaks you so good. And once he comes up for air, you feel whole again.

And he didn’t even have to touch you, he never does. Of course, if you asked him to, he would. He’d love nothing more than to fuck you into a daze. But if that’s not what you need, he won’t force it on you.

The men you’d loved before had never made you feel like this. No amount of kisses or sex or words said by them could help you feel better. They didn’t try like Barbatos does. And he does it effortlessly. He loves you effortlessly.

And you could never need anything more.