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sunflower-seeds-0054

3 years ago

Second make fun his colour friends height

And the colour gang are now make fun to Second!

Damn, Second you short little baby bean :3

Green my tall man

Don't junge me of that :/

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pffft kinda reality to my yellow tho

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multyfandomsdraws

6 months ago

The real ending

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lmao undertale yellow pffft starlo uty ceroba uty clover uty dadlo its so perfect this have to do Starlo when he see Clover and Clover its so much trouble

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storiesofthev01d

1 month ago

This but with a reader who didn't really celebrate birthdays/has bad experiences from past ones.

When the guys all come together with a surprise birthday for them and reader just stands there all ??? Why? They don't see the point of celebrating their own birthday, it's nothing special. Are they avoiding it because of the memories? Hell yes. Are the guys going to still throw them a birthday? Also hell yes.

Just imagine an emotionally abused reader (in the past) and its their Birthday

The 141 comes home late and with all the travelling they totally forgot the date

Reader just marinating in their thoughts and wracking their thoughts if they did something wrong

Could be fluff could be angst could be platonic could be romantic could be poly

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definitely not doesnt matter!!! pffft NOOOOO am i projecting? ...ok yeah maybe

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maladaptive-escapism

8 months ago

something something digital footprint

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gravity falls billford amazing pffft for those of you not up to date this is a fresh donald trump quote from the pres debate

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shatteringthestars

2 months ago

Palpatine once again proving he is the biggest bitch in the galaxy

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star wars darth vader luke skywalker pffft Palpatine darth vader 2020 “like your son will ever join YOU... HA!”

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f0rbie

3 years ago

it would be an honor-

the year is 2026. you're getting married to your wonderful partner. it's the happiest moment of your life. as you say the vows and kiss as a married couple for the first time, you freeze in shock. you see him in the crowd

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reblog not mine I pffft

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extremelygaymorallygrey

3 years ago

okay but jaskier who just spreads WILDLY wrong rumors about witchers. cause few people are going to spread GOOD rumors, and he’s sick of hearing about the negative stuff.

so fine.

he’ll do the work himself AS EVER and just spread wildly left-field NEUTRAL rumors.

meanwhile there’s just a witcher somewhere DEEPLY FUCKING PUZZLED when a smiling innkeep plops down a plate full of walnuts in front of him with a knowing look and goes, “for your traditions” with a wink like he’s got special advanced knowledge and then saunters off anD HEY WHAT THE FUCK

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the witcher jaskier pffft boot like they're all DEEPLY NEUTRAL THERE'S NOTHING BAD ABOUT THEM THEY JUST HAVE TO BE BATSHIT ENOUGH TO BE WORTH SPREADING yes yes witchers actually have to eat blueberries at least twice a week to maintain their mutations yes blueberry muffins will work perfectly fine in fact witchers will work BETTER if you give them plenty of blueberries first fun fact innkeep from jaskier Certified Witcher Expert: witchers are actually able to communicate mind to mind with each other how else would they know who's where to do their jobs effectively? fun fact if you have an especially problematic contract you should give the witcher an extra coin before the contract to put in his left boo it will make him extra fast and able to do his job well gold's even better transfers to their eyes you see that's why they're yellow makes 'em stronger meanwhile nO OTHER WITCHER HAS ANY FUCKING CLUE WHY THE INNKEEP MADE SUCH A FUCKING MASSIVE DEAL OUT OF PROVIDING THEM THREE BLANKETS EXACTLY THREE 'i know you lot do better with all wool but will one cotton be fine?' 'yeah sure will what the fuck are you talking about' 'oh don't worry my liza has a special interest in witchers. she knows all about your traditions. we'll bring up an extra pillow later so it'll be an odd number' witcher: *confused as fuck but hey bonus pillow and nice wool blankets* '...wow so well-educated thank you' witchers putting in requests for jaskier to create rumors about 'hey bard can you spread that all witchers love lemon candies by biology' witcher who HATES lemon candies from across the room: 'DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE'

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