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bakudeku in parkour civilization

Hey yall so I drew seawatt from parkour civilization for my first render drawing!

It’s not perfect but I love how it came out!

Also all of my refs cuz I find it funny how many I needed

I can't stop myself from making "[character] plays Minecraft" joke aus whenever I get into a fandom. It's like a curse

who up thinking about how he was telling the truth when he said he enjoyed working with him...

Trying to animate for the first time in like a year and a half 🎉

Anyways Evbo and his stupid little Minecraft movies have possessed me so please suggest some song clips for me to try and animate or just audios in general! This was supposed to be to part of viva la vida but the audio came out super quiet

uhhh parkciv ate my brain so i jumped for the cringeass yaoi

EDIT: minecraft but i read yuri in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION (this comic is loosely based on this fic ↓) https://archiveofourown.org/works/59668831/comments/839813416

vine boom

uhm

guys i fear i'm not over the poppies and the sand

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so. I may or may not have watched. The thing. You know which one. The shonen anime in Minecraft. The takedown of capitalism and the meritocracy. The thing where they say stuff like “I attack you with a three block vertical jump” and you go “no wayyyyyy!” and remain fully immersed. Yeah. That one. And then I went ahead and watched the second one. Just cause.

anyway,

(Also the image quality is terrible sorry lol)

ok folks, I have a super rough storyboard that’s 20 seconds so far, I’ll really polish those 20 seconds, post it, and then i’ll decide if I want to do more

erhmm… so what if I made a parkour civilization animatic…

genuinely tweaking cuz I really want to do it but I don’t know if i’m strong enough or have the time for it… gosh darn it!!

maybee… just a little bit… no need to be too ambitious

erhmm… so what if I made a parkour civilization animatic…

genuinely tweaking cuz I really want to do it but I don’t know if i’m strong enough or have the time for it… gosh darn it!!

maybee… just a little bit… no need to be too ambitious

his name is spinjump

his name is spinjump

Uh oh! Looks like someone put a barrier block in our parkour battle!

GOD DAMN

“Good Luck, Babe!”

Heh...

I love drawing in paint sometimes

MAVBO MY BELOVED❤️

woo

hoo!

soo i watched parkour civilization...

Two shape themed pieces of media that critique society and classism combined

In parkour civilisation no one jumps for the beef 😤

I may be a bit obsessed.

Which percent of your fcs would survive parkour civilization?

Who are the top 3 fails

aside from the ones capable of flight, levitation, etc., which is a pretty large amount, i honestly think a pretty good chunk would survive both jumps

as for those who wouldnt, Dr. Pitaya stands out as a candidate for least likely to live since shes not a fighter at all and therefore is very unathletic lmfao.

i honestly think picking a top 3 fails would be hard though since i have so many ocs LMAO. i have tons of candidates though but id have to compile that list later

So… I may or may not have written an entire Conlang based on a single joke in Minecraft Parkour Civilization 2. That would be ridiculous. Aha. Hahahaha. Ha.

*cough*

A Quick Guide to Writing in Parkour

Flourish List.

You add these in front of blocks to change their meaning. There’s a key at the bottom containing the Parkour alphabet which demonstrates how the space, 180°, 360°, and 720° Flourishes are used to refer to specific English-Letter analogs.

_ = Space

C = 180° Flourish = 5 spaces

O = 360° Flourish = 10 spaces

8 = 720° Flourish = 20 spaces

? = Reverse = Reverses input

^ = Vertical Jump = Raises Intensity

v = Drop = Lowers Intensity

Block List.

These are the building blocks (lmfao) of the language and are what would be counted as an “input” or “letter”. Also included are short legends under each block describing what each flourish does to each block!

(Note! _,C,O, and 8 cannot be applied to any block other than [ ] and H)

[ ] = Block = Grammatical Value

(?[ ] = Capitalized)

(^[ ] = Impassioned)

(v[ ] = Depressed)

H = Fence = Numerical Value

(?H = Negative)

(^H = Exponential)

(vH = Square Root)

u = Pot = Period

(?u = Comma)

(^u = Hyphen/Equality)

(vu = Parentheses)

I = Pane = Question

(?I = Exclamation)

(^I = Command)

(vI = Sarcasm)

% = Brewing Stand = Addition

(?% = Subtraction)

(^% = Multiplication)

(v% = Division)

Alphabet

a = [ ]

b = _[ ]

c = __[ ]

ch = ___[ ]

d = ____[ ]

e = C[ ]

f = _C[ ]

g = __C[ ]

h = ___C[ ]

i = ____C[ ]

j = O[ ]

l = _O[ ]

m = __O[ ]

n = ___O[ ]

o = ____O[ ]

p = OC[ ]

r = _OC[ ]

s = __OC[ ]

sh = ___OC[ ]

t = ____OC[ ]

th = 8[ ]

u = _8[ ]

v = __8[ ]

w = ___8[ ]

y = ____8[ ]

Numbers

0 = H

1 = _H

2 = __H

3 = ___H

4 = ____H

5 = CH

6 = _CH

7 = __CH

8 = ___CH

9 = ____CH

Now that you have all the tools, let’s put it all together~!

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?8[ ]____C[ ]__OC[ ] ____C[ ]__OC[ ] OC[ ][ ]_OC[ ]__[ ]____O[ ]_8[ ]_OC[ ]?I

____CHH% _HH ^u _HHH

?C[ ][ ]____OC[ ] 8[ ]C[ ] _OC[ ]____C[ ]___[ ]^I

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Big thanks to my friend PrismaticKoi for giving me the idea and helping me figure this all out! Working with her made this process super fun!!!

Enjoy Parkour-!!! I’ll be coding an English<—>Parkour translator at some point, so stick around to find that!!

All of you need to go watch Minecraft Parkour Civilization though. It’s seriously fantastic.

I finished my parkour civilization spread!

I already posted the little comic but I figured I should post the whole page (ignore the thumb cameo)

Here’s the higher quality close ups

I had a vision and i had to doodle it

they have invaded my brain and refuse to leave