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The mortal who caught a gods heart

“She’s beautiful” I watch her walk pass me and she smile gently at me, her smile wasn’t forced or evil. It was beautiful. Her cheekbones held power even when she smiled. She talked about art and the values of it and how it made her feel, she was art. She was a Greek statue if not then an old famous painting. Age is beauty and she’s shown it well, I watched to touch her so bad not in a sexual way but in a way like when you see glass, a beautiful glass statue, you can gently move your fingers over it and look through it. I watch her from afar as she’s speaks out the painting she loves so dearly, I sit on the other side of the museum and can’t even bring myself to look at anything else but her, she was a true piece of art. My soul ached to feel her. Her face was beautiful, her nose to her legs, I’ve never been one to look at legs but hers were beautiful. I sit on a white bench and sigh feeling defeated until I hear a voice, I look up meeting her eyes and wow was all Could say but I said it out loud, she giggles omg, she giggled . I felt like I was gonna fall over, I sit dumbfounded by her. She lifts her hand elegantly and I shake it ooo so gently like she was really glass, she got a bit nervous and I spoke more asking for her favorite pieces. Her face lit up like a child with candy, she pointed from afar at the painting that rested on the wall, the way she described it made me want to fall in love, the painting was of an ancient garden and held a beautiful blue pond. she said the pond was the middle bc it symbolizes the mind as a calm gentle thing but also powerful enough to cause destruction. Flowers symbolize the thoughts in one’s mind, we are all born pure and the flowers were pure but held ideas. The pink and orange sky are emotions in the mind well one of a woman’s mind, pink was compassion,love,feelings, orange was the power to want or need but she said the orange to her was the urge for love, I look over seeing her eyes held a calm, they held love. If this painting was a person I would have no luck of having her this brought her a type of love no one could ever give her, her heart belonged to this painting and Mine belonged to her. I will admit it was a silly thought but I was jealous of a painting, how unfair an object stole her heart before I could but to see her face the way it was made me want to sit like that forever. Ooo to be this simple minded, not a care in the world only a large room full of art and young women deeply in love with one piece, things I give up to have this moment painted and put on a wall, her face was art,it was meaning. I sigh deeply being to feel overwhelmed by her, I was dumbfounded, caught in this web. I run my fingers through my hair and breath deeply feeling a blush creep onto my face. I wanted to give her another name besides art. I didn’t know her name but I needed no name for beauty, she could be a rose in a garden and I would still know her, I felt like a school boy that had simple stumbled on the prettiest girl in the school but no I’m beyond my years and I found something beautiful, I felt my knees become weak. “ you’re beautiful” that’s all I could say before looking away, she giggled lightly resting her hand on my arm, I felt like I was gonna fall. Help was all I could think, help,help. I felt warm and her touch was like ice cold and smooth. She made me so nervous but so comfortable. I lean forward feeling her hair and smile as she looks at me. I didn’t know what took me over but I kissed her and she kissed back, this is what heaven is like, beautiful round lips curved at the bottom so she held a pout, beautiful eyes. I felt like I was standing before a goddess, she held so much power and here I am disguised as a human to see her, I’m a god who fears a mortal. She could break my heart and I would still roll out velvet carpets for her, I move closer “ be mine” she moves her hands in my mind and smiles ooo so big her voice was gently and her words were like melting chocolate ooo no not chocolate but like beautiful tea it was so hot but filling. Her words could of brought me to

My knees her voice made my legs shake “My heart is and always will be yours” she comes closer cupping my face “ I know it’s you“ I look away “ how” she laughed intertwining our fingers “ I see you in my dreams, then a tall god like man happens to come here asking about my painting, the painting you inspired an artist to make just for me” I look away “ you are so clever now aren’t you” she smiles getting up, her dress moves with her figure, I snap out of my Hallucination and go after “ I will not loose you again in this life or another my love”.

(Artist: nachtflut on Instagram)

(Anybody want a part two👀👀)

Love will find you

The day you found out you were pregnant you panicked, you and techno never planned for a baby or even were together at the time so after a month of being sick and seeing him constantly worried you left that afternoon he went with Philza , techno came home to an empty house he next to rip the whole cabin apart, he panicked he called to Philza to help search for you for months. Techno was broken but you were broke too,you feared him rejecting the baby. You left to a village off the map unless someone made a wrong turn you wouldn’t be found. Which was perfect but here you are seven months pregnant, you had no ideas but techno left the cabin giving it to Philza saying until he finds you, he won’t return. But it didn’t take him long in two months. He was coming down the trail to the village, he walked into the village and saw you in a window to a home far from the main road and was going to go to you but stopped waiting till the night you wake up, screaming seeing a tall black figure, techno gets closer letting the moon shine on him, you gasp covering your mouth “techno”. He pulls the blanket but you grip it pulling it back trying to hide your nine month belly, he finally ripped it away and saw your belly. His heart broke millions of thoughts ran through his head, he gripped your arm “ who is it’s y/n, WHO IS ITS Y/N” you cry and look up “ it’s your techno, it’s yours. I was scared when I found out” you went on and on as he stepped back, his expression surprised but somewhat blank. It broke your heart, you tried to reach for him but he look down at you angry and gets closer “ you’re telling me, I spent months month’s thinking you were dead but no you you run away bc of the baby” he pinches his nose as he breaths heavy “ you dragged our baby MILES INTO THE WOODS” he moves forward and you step back sitting on the bed“ WHAT IF YOU GOT HURT Y/N, WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST TELL ME” you cry lightly and he groans moving forward kissing you deeply, didn’t know why you kissed back but you did. His kiss was full of desperation and fear and love, he pulled away running his hands down your back and side over your belly gently and cries lightly “ please just come home,please forgive me. I don’t understand what I did” you cut him off cupping his cheeks moving his long pink hair back behind is ear“ you did nothing,I..I..I was scared techno we didn’t plan for a baby and were not even together, I just didn’t want to get rid of the baby, I wanted to keep the baby” techno kisses you softly and runs his fingers through your hair and rubs your back gently,pulling out a ring “ I want the baby,the day you left, I was going to ask you to marry me y/n” your eyes widen you hide your face in his neck and sob wrapping your arms around his neck “ please forgive me techno” he kisses your neck and lifts your hand putting the ring on “ it that a yes” you smile lightly wiping the tears “yes..yes” he smiles “ shall we go home my love” you smile wrapping your arms around his neck, he smiles rubbing you belly “ let’s go home little one”.

cutie core 🐺🐺🐺☹️🥰😜😜😜😜😍😍😍

i want to lay on his chest and hold him close omfg… AND KISS HIS BEAUTY MARKS ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!

i wish i saw this sooner *sob*

LOOK AT FUNDY!! LOOK AT HIM, HE'S SO ADORABLE!!!

New country, I’m sure nothing will go wrong :]

Tommyinnit fanart + goofy Friend and Jschlatt sketches from 2021

Warning: under the cut is old art of W*lbur Soot and G**rgeNotFo*nd for archival purposes. Annoyingly I was proud of this art at the time :/ (Fuck those guys)

I left Tumblr in 2016 but I guess I'm back now!

Thanks for that tommyinnit

I told my friends they may be adding crabs into Minecraft and they went 'like the dick thing??'

...

So naturally I looked them dead in the eye and confirmed they were adding sex and stds into minecraft.

‼️FLASH WARNING‼️

My very first gif!!!!! Its only 9 frames but i'm figuring out my program :D

RIP Jimmy, the canary curse strikes again.

He definitely wasn't pushed. ;)

Oc art dump!! Sulfur my beloved <3

Happy Birthday Technoblade. You saved my life, you are forever my hero. Thank you for all those years of happiness and joy. We will pass on your journey and memories. You have touched billions, we love you. You were so important to us. I wish you best of luck in taking on the Kingdom of God. You will forever live in our hearts and will never be forgotten…

Thank you for everything, Techno.

Rest in power and peace.

Technoblade never dies…

❤️🐷❤️🐽❤️

⚔️ 🗡 🛎

👑 👑 👑 👑

This was the highlight of my day

they are the most dads ever

So… I may or may not have written an entire Conlang based on a single joke in Minecraft Parkour Civilization 2. That would be ridiculous. Aha. Hahahaha. Ha.

*cough*

A Quick Guide to Writing in Parkour

Flourish List.

You add these in front of blocks to change their meaning. There’s a key at the bottom containing the Parkour alphabet which demonstrates how the space, 180°, 360°, and 720° Flourishes are used to refer to specific English-Letter analogs.

_ = Space

C = 180° Flourish = 5 spaces

O = 360° Flourish = 10 spaces

8 = 720° Flourish = 20 spaces

? = Reverse = Reverses input

^ = Vertical Jump = Raises Intensity

v = Drop = Lowers Intensity

Block List.

These are the building blocks (lmfao) of the language and are what would be counted as an “input” or “letter”. Also included are short legends under each block describing what each flourish does to each block!

(Note! _,C,O, and 8 cannot be applied to any block other than [ ] and H)

[ ] = Block = Grammatical Value

(?[ ] = Capitalized)

(^[ ] = Impassioned)

(v[ ] = Depressed)

H = Fence = Numerical Value

(?H = Negative)

(^H = Exponential)

(vH = Square Root)

u = Pot = Period

(?u = Comma)

(^u = Hyphen/Equality)

(vu = Parentheses)

I = Pane = Question

(?I = Exclamation)

(^I = Command)

(vI = Sarcasm)

% = Brewing Stand = Addition

(?% = Subtraction)

(^% = Multiplication)

(v% = Division)

Alphabet

a = [ ]

b = _[ ]

c = __[ ]

ch = ___[ ]

d = ____[ ]

e = C[ ]

f = _C[ ]

g = __C[ ]

h = ___C[ ]

i = ____C[ ]

j = O[ ]

l = _O[ ]

m = __O[ ]

n = ___O[ ]

o = ____O[ ]

p = OC[ ]

r = _OC[ ]

s = __OC[ ]

sh = ___OC[ ]

t = ____OC[ ]

th = 8[ ]

u = _8[ ]

v = __8[ ]

w = ___8[ ]

y = ____8[ ]

Numbers

0 = H

1 = _H

2 = __H

3 = ___H

4 = ____H

5 = CH

6 = _CH

7 = __CH

8 = ___CH

9 = ____CH

Now that you have all the tools, let’s put it all together~!

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?8[ ]____C[ ]__OC[ ] ____C[ ]__OC[ ] OC[ ][ ]_OC[ ]__[ ]____O[ ]_8[ ]_OC[ ]?I

____CHH% _HH ^u _HHH

?C[ ][ ]____OC[ ] 8[ ]C[ ] _OC[ ]____C[ ]___[ ]^I

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Big thanks to my friend PrismaticKoi for giving me the idea and helping me figure this all out! Working with her made this process super fun!!!

Enjoy Parkour-!!! I’ll be coding an English<—>Parkour translator at some point, so stick around to find that!!

All of you need to go watch Minecraft Parkour Civilization though. It’s seriously fantastic.

A well deserved win! I still wish Scar won because he is my favourite himbo but GG and joe hills sweep!

YIPPIEEEE

The fact that Scar lost by 0.18% of the vote-

Like I'm just impressed it was THAT CLOSE

GGz Joehills supporters

I think this might actually have been our closest race. Absolutely hard-fought.

THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING???

So uh I made this

sand couple or whatever

damn permit office

GEMMMMMMMMMMM

my friend on discord asked me to draw her so therefore!

I made it on magma . because I felt like it. also it's sketchy and i didnt erase the face guides. eh its fine

Sorta a mix between Secret and Wild Life finale :D

not a fan of how the shadow people turned out but Scar looks STUNNING

(if I do say so myself)

drops this at your doorstep like Harry Potter

Your problem now.