Overlord Velvette - Blog Posts

Redesigned the Vees + Alastor bc I felt like it

Fun fact: Valentino is based on an actual spider

*In the middle of a battle between Hotel crew and the Vees*

Charlie: okay.. I just need to calm down. We’re all trying our best. Just gotta ÇåŁm dØŵ— AAHH TO HELL WITH THIS SHIT!!!!! CAN’T YOU DUMBASSES DO ANYTHING RIGHT

Everyone: *gasps*

Vaggie: Charlie just calm down. Everyone trying their best—

Charlie: WELL WE CAN’T JUST ALWAYS RELAY ON GOOD INTENTIONS VAGGIE!!! Oh Cherri’s out of control but we can’t blame her BECAUSE SHE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS!!!

Angel dust: woah Charlie chill—

Charlie: OH OKAY DUUDDE!!! WOULDNT WANT YOU TO HAVE A COW MAANN!!! Hey here something you say to people on street instead trying to get into heaven ‘hey buddy got ANY ALCOHOL!!!

Angel dust: wow you are pissed

Nifty: ms. Charlie with all due respect, angel didn’t do anything.

Charlie: oh do I hear the sound of butting in, it gotta be little nifty, hell’s answer to a question THAT NO ONE ASKED!!!

Velvette: ha!

Charlie: what do we have here? The most useless of the Vees!! ALL THE SOULS YOU’VE GAINED WAS A BUNCH OF OVERZEALOUS INFLUENCERS!!!

Vox: oh man, influencers, I gotta write that down.

Charlie: oh yeah the tv, the only one of these bafoons that isn’t entertaining!!

Charlie *sees lute and a group exorcist angels*: AND AS FOR YOU!!! I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU OR WHY YOU’RE HERE BUT I KNOW YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!!!

Lute: um, I just got here. what’s happening??

Charlie*facing Val*: you stupid, ugly, hate-filled moth!!

Val: HEY!! I may be stupid, ugly, and hate-filled but I- um what was the fourth thing you said?

Alastor: why do I feel like I’m next

Charlie: *turns head 180 degrees towards Alastor*

Alastor *in mind*: I suddenly feel a wave of fear

Charlie: Alastor… you are the worst human being I have ever met.

Alastor: hey I got off pretty easy.

And according to Velvette, she says I’m the only Julie that actually exists across the multiverse…which makes me question this whole multiverse…foolery…and also it’s the Carmilla from our…timeline? Universe? World? Whichever..

Mr Vox? Julienne here. Or Julie. @velvetteoverlordbitch said you wanted to met me?

Oh, well, hello there! A pleasure to finally meet you, Julie. Velvette's been talking about you lately. I must say, you're even more charming than I anticipated! How are you today?

Well, me and Velvette met during an extermination day. She found me fighting for my life after I snuck out somewhere. She just recorded my fight and watched. After all that happened, we were sort of like weak beginner rivals? But overtime it became friendship, and then something more. And as how I broke her tough shell? It was easy, I just did some small psychical contact. Like holding hands or just plain brushing her hair. She got used to it and she started to grow a soft spot for me.

Mr Vox? Julienne here. Or Julie. @velvetteoverlordbitch said you wanted to met me?

Oh, well, hello there! A pleasure to finally meet you, Julie. Velvette's been talking about you lately. I must say, you're even more charming than I anticipated! How are you today?

I’m doing quite well, Mr Vox! Though, I never thought id expect myself to meet the host of Vox-2-nite. I never once missed a program, though Velvette doesn’t let me watch the old programs anymore. Anyways…was there any reason you wanted to meet me or did Velvette just bring me out of the blue?

Mr Vox? Julienne here. Or Julie. @velvetteoverlordbitch said you wanted to met me?

Oh, well, hello there! A pleasure to finally meet you, Julie. Velvette's been talking about you lately. I must say, you're even more charming than I anticipated! How are you today?

First of all, I don't want to shame anyone for liking any of these characters. Hell, I even do myself! This is not a personal attack on people who don't see any problems with them—just my personal opinion!

Let's talk about vees. Yeah, these vees we ALL LOVE: Valentino, Vox, and Velvette, respectively. Our beloved pron industry, television, and fashion industry, which are supposed to represent countless problems and crimes that people who set up this system commit. Let's see how, in my subjective, biased opinion, these three handle this task.

Vox is... huh, Tumblr sggxy man... yeah... he's got a beef with Alastor... hmm, did I mention he's sggxy? So yeah, that's definitely a character that exist. He fucks with Val a lot, but if his head wasn’t a literal TV, I don't think it would be that easy to figure out that he is THE television as a whole. He looks more like a random television host who really hates radio... or really wants Alastor. It's up to the free interpretation of the viewer. The problem of disingenuous advertising, corruption, and straight-up disinformation on TV is elegantly skipped. I think those are too heavy topics for an 18+ not for kids series.

Valentino, also known as the worst design downgrade in history, is just a criminally underwritten character, especially for a topic as serious as the porn industry. He is just a huge spit in the face to every victim of the porn empire. I hope minimal people of this kind are going to watch Hazbin Hotel. And, by the way, did you know he's a fucking moth? BECAUSE HE IS, BRO. HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A MOTH! How did they possibly mess up the design that badly? What's up with the stripes on his coat? And as if purposefully, the ugliest of the three feathers is left on his noticeably smaller hat. I understand the concept of simplifying design to make it animatable, but Viv, for some reason, decided to make him a fucking highlighter marker rather than a slightly threatening, charismatic moth.

Velvette, Velvette, Velvette... where do I even begin with you? The fact that Velvette is on a day-to-day basis chilling with the porn industry and TV empire... and I know, I know (Hazbin fans' favorite word alert), that Velvette is CANONICALLY an ageless demonic being or whatever the fuck Vivienne said on her stream. But I haven't been on her single stream; however, I watched the show in its entirety, and that's what I know. Every time Velvette is on screen, she acts like a 14-year-old at best.

I would like to ask you to take a look at this fuckass Jacks vs Skibidi Toilet rap battle.

This looks like a conversation between mother and daughter at a family dinner.

The fact that she is not the tallest didn’t help either. Her appearance and her attitude just rub me the wrong way, and I have a hard time taking her as an adult, if I'm being completely honest. Soooo, as we already found out, Velvette symbolizes the fashion industry, an empire that dictates to people all across the world what to wear, what beauty products to use, and why, specifically, they are ugly, unfuckable, and therefore don't deserve to be loved. And Velvette is the face of this system. A woman of color who acts 14... is the root of the industry that affects women the most... Is a woman... It just comes off as victim-blaming and creepy to me. Vivienne Morano actually said, “So, have you considered that you are the problem?” to a weman who had suffered from toxic beauty standards. And intentional or not, it's just not the best message to put in your work, especially if it’s supposed to promote support for women's rights.