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Alastor: We need this product for our kitchen!
Lucifer: OUR kitchen?
Alastor:…
Alastor: We need this in the kitchen!
Lucifer:..I preferred the first one.
I’ll redo it later.
Prompt #27
Lucifer at the hight of his depression.
Lucifer: 🎶You put the peeps in the chili pot and you eat it all up!🎶You put the peeps in the chili pot and add the m&ms!🎶 You put the peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste bad!🎶
Alastor: *causing destruction and mayhem while laughing*
Angel dust: so what’s Al’s story?
Husk: trust me on this one. you don’t wanna know.
Husk: *turns towards nifty* nif don’t tell him you shouldn’t have told me, but you did.
Husk: *points towards angel* and now I’m telling you. you don’t wanna know.
Charlie: what does take out mean?
Vaggie: food
Angel dust: dating
Nifty: murder
Alastor: all three if you’re not a coward
*In the middle of a battle between Hotel crew and the Vees*
Charlie: okay.. I just need to calm down. We’re all trying our best. Just gotta ÇåŁm dØŵ— AAHH TO HELL WITH THIS SHIT!!!!! CAN’T YOU DUMBASSES DO ANYTHING RIGHT
Everyone: *gasps*
Vaggie: Charlie just calm down. Everyone trying their best—
Charlie: WELL WE CAN’T JUST ALWAYS RELAY ON GOOD INTENTIONS VAGGIE!!! Oh Cherri’s out of control but we can’t blame her BECAUSE SHE HAD GOOD INTENTIONS!!!
Angel dust: woah Charlie chill—
Charlie: OH OKAY DUUDDE!!! WOULDNT WANT YOU TO HAVE A COW MAANN!!! Hey here something you say to people on street instead trying to get into heaven ‘hey buddy got ANY ALCOHOL!!!
Angel dust: wow you are pissed
Nifty: ms. Charlie with all due respect, angel didn’t do anything.
Charlie: oh do I hear the sound of butting in, it gotta be little nifty, hell’s answer to a question THAT NO ONE ASKED!!!
Velvette: ha!
Charlie: what do we have here? The most useless of the Vees!! ALL THE SOULS YOU’VE GAINED WAS A BUNCH OF OVERZEALOUS INFLUENCERS!!!
Vox: oh man, influencers, I gotta write that down.
Charlie: oh yeah the tv, the only one of these bafoons that isn’t entertaining!!
Charlie *sees lute and a group exorcist angels*: AND AS FOR YOU!!! I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU OR WHY YOU’RE HERE BUT I KNOW YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!!!
Lute: um, I just got here. what’s happening??
Charlie*facing Val*: you stupid, ugly, hate-filled moth!!
Val: HEY!! I may be stupid, ugly, and hate-filled but I- um what was the fourth thing you said?
Alastor: why do I feel like I’m next
Charlie: *turns head 180 degrees towards Alastor*
Alastor *in mind*: I suddenly feel a wave of fear
Charlie: Alastor… you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Alastor: hey I got off pretty easy.
Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes
Alastor: *Gently taps table*
Lucifer: *Taps back*
Vaggie: What are they doing?
Charlie: Morse code.
Alastor: *Aggressively taps table*
Lucifer: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Sinner! Adam is the first person to not mistake Alastor for a deer, change my mind
Adam: the fuck are you losers doing?
Angel: me ’n Charlie wanna know if playing deer alarm calls will make Bambi freak out
Adam: you’re wasting your time
Charlie: it’s worth a shot, and this could help us get to know Alastor better!
Adam: like, do whatever, I don’t give a shit, but at least do something relevant to elk or shit won’t happen
Charlie: that’s what we’re doing?
Adam: he’s an elk, bitch, not a deer, so deer calls won’t work
Angel, scoffing: yeah, ’cuz you’d know more about Alastor in six days than us in six months
Adam: uh, I fuckin’ would know! I named the animals, course I know the differences between ’em. That red edgelord is an elk!
Alastor, appearing behind Adam: *sips Zestial-style out of his ‘oh deer’ mug like the pun negates Adam’s point*
Adam, visibly unimpressed: *plays an elk bugle*
Alastor, becoming rapidly less congruent with reality as he grows building sized: *destroys a wall and loses his entire shit in a show of power that would scare Lucifer*
Adam, who fears not even God himself: ha! I was fucking right! Dick-fucking-master! Hey, why are you two running away? Sore losers!
Angel: hey, did you know Al freezes up if you flash him?
Vaggie: you flashed Alastor?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Charlie: Angel, flashing people is so inappropriate!
Husk: how are you not dead?! He’s killed and dismembered people, 'n not necessarily in that order, for less
Angel: you’d never believe me if I didn’t show you so he’s still frozen in front of the torch
Vaggie: wait, torch? Like a flashlight?
Angel: hah! you sickos~
Vaggie: *facepalms*
Husk: *faceplants into the bar*
Charlie: guys, Niffty just ran past with a torch…
Angel: shit—
Alastor, spotting Angel trying to break into the V’s tower via window:
Alastor, appearing next to him via shadow: My, my, what are you doing my effeminate fellow?
Angel, pissed off at the Vees: Stealing Vox’s pet shark.
Alastor: Scandalous!
Alastor: Can I help?
