Incorrect Ninjago Quotes - Blog Posts

Random guy: Oh, aren't you an angel that fell from heaven?

Zane: ...

Zane: Are you calling me a Lucifer?

Some guy: Did it hurt?

Zane: Wha-

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, angel?

Cole, hugging Zane from behind: No, no it didn't. I was there to catch him

Zane: Kai, you're on fire

Kai: I know. I'm extremely hot today *wink*

Lloyd: No Kai! Your HEAD is on FIRE-!

Cole: go and f*ck yourself, Kai!

Kai: Oh, if only I could~

Cole: What the f*ck, Kai-..!

Basically what if current Lloyd meets baby him. Logic is a foreign concept, you have been warned.

Lloyd to his younger self : What on Earth possessed you to get that haircut?

Younger Lloyd : What on Earth possessed you to look like this? Did you fill in your eyebrows or something?

Lloyd : uh, no—

Younger Lloyd cuts him off : and why are your eyes green anyway? Did you put contacts on because you disowned dad? Are...are you ashamed of dad?

Lloyd : .....

Younger Lloyd crosses his arms : Well?

Lloyd : I — I —

Younger Lloyd : yeah, you what?

Lloyd, literally about to break down sobbing : He disowned me!

This was funnier in my head lol.

I've Found The One

Lloyd, after finally giving dating another chance : Guys, I think I've found the one.

Kai (chokes on coffee) : W-What—

Nya : See? I told you that there's other fish in the sea.

Zane : Congratulations on overcoming your traumatic experience, Lloyd.

Jay : Why, won't you look at that! Damn I thought I'd have to set you up with the new Starfarer lead—

Cole : Wow. Who's the lucky girl?

Lloyd walks to the fridge while smirking at Cole : ....meet cake.

Since I don't know what to do cause I can't fall asleep he's some incorrect quotes Ninjago of my fic 'Pure Light'

Morro: hey I'm going to McDonald's, you guys want anything

Lloyd: I want my sister back :`(

Morro: I only have 12 bucks

Strymyr (oc): Reader guess who's here?

Reader: my pizza!

Strymyr: your mother :l

Reader: I don't have a mother call the police

Misako: your mum:)

Reader: I'll call the police *gets up and leave the room*

Phytios (oc): do you ever think the wind is trying to tell us something but we don't hear it anymore

Namir (oc and Phytios's twin): I just want you to stop saying odd shit

Reader: hey question. Can someone be able to breath in a washing machine?

Strymyr:... reader... where's Lloyd?

Reader: ...

Strymyr *more panicked* : Reader where's your brother?

Reader:...I think you know

Lloyd *now grown up and more mature after tomorrow's tea* *watching reader, still a kid, running* :whatchu have there?

Reader *smiling evil* :a knife!

Lloyd *panic mode on* : no!

Reader *looking at the new grown up Lloyd* :Ew... brother Ew... what's that?... what's that brotha?

Different Artstyle because I didn’t want it to take forever to do besides it let me do more funny stuff

I’m new to tumblr ;-; hello peoples

Heyy!!! Been a while since I done an incorrect quote considering this account is meant for incorrect quotes! Been a bit burnt out for the incorrect quotes but don’t worry! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!

Without further ado, enjoy a bunch of incorrect quotes!

Also, BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!

Jay: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Zane: [not looking up from his book] Myxine Circfrons

Jay:

Jay: [whispering] fsh

Cole: [watching the news] someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Jay: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

Cole:

Jay:

Kai and Jay: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Zane and Wu: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?!

Kai: I turned out perfectly fine!

Cole: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kai: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Jay: What’s your biggest weakness?

Morro: I can be uncooperative

Jay: Okay, can you give us an example?

Morro:

Morro: no

Kai: So what’s for dinner

Cole: [staring at the food he burnt] regret

Cole: Your happiness? I need it

Kai: Your love? I want it

Jay: A room? Get one

Naomi: Hotel?

Lloyd: Trivago

Lloyd: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis

Nya: Lloyd your like 15

Lloyd: I MIGHT DIE AT 30

IM FINALLY NOT LATE!!!

Lloyd: I slept for 12 hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case.

Zane: Lloyd that’s a coma

Lloyd: Sounds festive

bruuuuu end meeee :(

Jay: A theif

Zane: Thief?

Jay: Theif

Zane: i before e except after c.

Jay: Thceif

Zane: No.

Okay, I get distracted way too much :/

Some random villain: How petty can you ninja get?

Kai: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

Sorry it’s late again! I keep getting distracted😅

Morro: I AM NOT OUT OF CONTROL! I am a law abiding citizen

Lloyd: Really? Name one law

Morro: Don’t kill people

Lloyd: That’s on me. I set the bar too low

Sorry it’s a bit late!

After the toaster incident 2:

Jay: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Kai: What was that?

Jay: Remorse code

Kai: I’m even angrier now

Kai: Is something burning?

Jay: Just my love for you

Kai:

Jay:

Jay: and the toaster

Kai: JAY-

Someone: How many kids do you have?

Garmadad: [looking at Lloyd and the ninja] biologically or emotionally?

Jay: it is 6am, I have had 0 hours of sleep, and I am running on random energy bursts

Jay: [slams head into blanket] WHY DOES LIFE HATE ME

Inspired by me being unable to sleep last night

Cole: Hey, Jay? Can I get some dating advice?


Jay: Just because I’m with Kai doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Arin: Oh I hope he’s not mad

Zane: It’s okay. Believe it or not, Kai is a really nice guy. And definitely not one to hold grudges

Lloyd: How’re you gonna lie straight to the guy’s face like that?