Incorrect Haikyuu Quotes - Blog Posts

Bokuto, looking at conditioner in the store: “Apply generously”? Interesting.

Bokuto, in the shower two hours later: HERE YOU GO HAIR. YOU DESERVE ALL THE CONDITIONER IN THE WORLD BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

Bokuto: TAKE SOME MORE, BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT

Bokuto: I WOULD GIVE YOU THE WHOLE BOTTLE IF YOU WANTED IT

*Suna sneezes*

Osamu: Rin, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

*Atsumu sneezes*

Osamu: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

Alternatively

*Atsumu sneezes*

Sakusa: Atsu, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

*Motoya sneezes*

Sakusa: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

Daichi: I love all my children equally! hinata, yamauguchi, *looks at smudged handwriting on his hand* kagayllama, tanatoe, noma and *squints* sushi

Can you do kenma as your brother texts?❤️🥺

hell yes. absolutely yes. yes.

kozume kenma as your brother: part 1 (?)

i have nothing to say. kenma is my fave, i made some texts and boom here we are. also fukunaga supremacy 🤩🤩

cw: mentions of intoxication, mild swearing

p.s: pls ignore any doubles, the crop gets fucky so i just leave it like that, also ignore the time lol