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OMG THEM ON TIKTOK

THEM ON 2020 TIKTOK

life is so good when ur an idiot help me

they all survive au would just be the lotf boys being the most insufferable codependent queer middle school friend group you’ve ever seen and there’s beauty in that. (modern au ofc)

toxic asf, always arguing, lwk that weirdo friend group that only dates within themselves/latches onto that one friend in the entire group, and gets super bitchy abt anyone else being in their space

I’m making one of them gender non conforming with dyed hair. Not saying which tho that’s up for interpretation

I love Peter but I also headcanon him to smell perpetually of peanut butter pre island

Idk y alr yes I am aware I might be my favs biggest hater with the way I headcanon but for the record I’d still think it was endearing alr

He also had a suspenders phase

SORRY I PROMISE I LOVE U THIS IS JUST WHO U R PETER

guys I love Peter sm im not even joking he’s so me asf

I bet he brags about how many books he’s read for summer programs

What a dork. I need him to have friends pls everyone be nice to him pls stop bullying him lll kill u all

con: im the biggest sweat over my interests you’ve ever seen and I have not loved something casually since my mild appreciation for orange juice was discovered as a compromise for apple juice not being on the menu at my local Ruby Tuesdays when i was in 4th grd

pro: the sweat smells of sweet vanilla and pink peony petals and I’ll never let a single stone of that media lay unturned.

con: im insufferable and never satisfied. I can always say more

pro: PLS INVADE MY INBOX WITH HEADCANONS PLS PLS PLS PL

the beauty abt old age yaoi is the show don’t tellness due to necessity and i eat it right the fuck up

it’s like ptsd still being acknowledged and even respected in the 1980s, but they just called it shell shock yk

don’t give me explicit confessions where the characters know what they are and how they stand, give me the ambiguity and confusion and lack of words

Give me sputtering and absurdity and desperation bc all you can repeat to your counter part is

“I know I know- I know. It’s not right, but you’re some lost screeching part of my body and now that I’ve walked even one mile with you by my side, I can’t bear the vast amputation removing you from my life would be. Stay.”

Not your boyfriend or your lover just- something else. Something more and contagious and rotten. Something beating a new heart in behind your breast and echoing a liveliness in your laughter

GIVE ME BACK YEARNING GODDAMN IT GIVE ME BACK BLEEDING FOR LOVE GIVE ME BACK THE ROMANCE OF SOOTHING OUT JACKETS AND RUFFLING HAIR AND FEW AND FAR BETWEEN GLANCES U PRICKS- *pulled off stage by a long cane*

i connect my interests with yarn and nails like a maniac Charlie fucking Kelly, obviously-

y. you don’t believe me?

Ralph is Ethan Winters abt 7 decades later and I WILL NOT BE SILENCED. DO U NEED ME TO WALK THROUGH THE STRINGS BC BY HEAVEN AND GOD I WILL

trying to write like ten diff fics at once but I can only open the docs and squeal at my own inner genius until the screen falls asleep

get a grip halo

I’M TRYING !!!! im just so full of love man I can’t

I can’t

I can.

I shan.

for reader chan.

see tumblr dot com I rlly am putting in the effort to be the bigger person halo isn’t insane for no reason

disregard freak out I love my friends more than- *gag* more tha- *gag*

more than my blorbo…

every so often the grass feels greener and the sky bluer and the air fresher as you feel it grace your throat, lungs , and then back out again through your nostrils, and you foolishly allow a sentence formed from the most clueless of dreamers to flood your little feeble mind,

“Is life- beautiful?”

and then. And then a hanamiya makawhatthefuckeverishisfullname stan walks in… and you remember earth is just hell painted over with little chances of maybes that only serve to further plunge you into agony

let’s play would you rather!

Would you rather, B, suffer the blows of a million Trojan men but! they have modern steroids and ten five hour energies running through their hot blooded veins,

Or

A, endure a mutual that likes hanamiya?

hey chat am I the asshole if I set my house on fire and kill evb in it including me to frame my irl mutual for fucking with hanamiya from hit series KUROKO’S basketball (peak series following yb kuroko as he kicks ass and plays fast, hence the name) instead of the one and only never lonely forever homie kuroko tetsuya ?

hey anons am I the asshole if I kill myself bc my irl mutual fucks with kurokos enemies and I write a missive blaming it on her and alleging that she’s made me commit and put her behind bars for manslaughter with phony evidence or what

Kuroko to me is what a magic genie is to a hopelessly broken individual who clasps the situation by their teeth, makes two wishes to fulfill their life goals, of which may include traveling world wide or petting a lion without getting mauled, before utilizing that last wish to die painlessly, peacefully, and completely without effort or thought

I’m insane about him… yeah? Grass is green- just listen to what im saying tho