let’s play would you rather!
Would you rather, B, suffer the blows of a million Trojan men but! they have modern steroids and ten five hour energies running through their hot blooded veins,
Or
A, endure a mutual that likes hanamiya?
*wakes up from self-induced art coma*
We’ve got-
Naruto’s Uzumaki genes locking in when it comes to sealing
Gai’s “Power of Youth” ocean at a sunset rainbows and sparkles visuals just being a genjutsu he does
And then we’ve got the in-universe lore specific cursing
If I had more foresight I’d tag fics that include these but uhhhh forgor…
These are fun, I kinda wanna do more. So if y’all like this I just might teehee >:)
Okay thank you bye~
both Ralph n Jack being suppressors is so funny bc like. There are multiple elephants in the room guys cmon feed it a peanut or two
Esp if Ralph survives the stab and doesn’t get rescued bc like the elephant is ac a giant scar taking up ur lower stomach and they’ll still turn their heads off their shoulders before they address it straight. Mf u did this.?.
“So… have you finally been swayed by my awesome reasoning?”
“‘Reasoning’?”
and that’s as close as they get
As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts
B-but I'm n-not g-gay...
OMG THEM ON TIKTOK
THEM ON 2020 TIKTOK
life is so good when ur an idiot help me
they all survive au would just be the lotf boys being the most insufferable codependent queer middle school friend group you’ve ever seen and there’s beauty in that. (modern au ofc)
toxic asf, always arguing, lwk that weirdo friend group that only dates within themselves/latches onto that one friend in the entire group, and gets super bitchy abt anyone else being in their space
I’m making one of them gender non conforming with dyed hair. Not saying which tho that’s up for interpretation
Omg thank you!! I didn’t expect anyone to ac give me his wiki but Ty community lmfao
What a neat dude, I like that a lot very fun
Also that one tweet I saw way back when abt Roger n Maurice clearly have some gay thing going on makes way more sense now lmfao
Yall im going to expose myself
Idk who anyone other than my favs r im so sorry. Sorry Maurice. Sorry- other kids. I don’t even know their names dawgs. Wdym they were there the whole time.
All I got is Peter, Ralph, Jack, Simon, and SamnEric
And that one boy that died in the fire with the scar- I thought it was super weird no one in the book like thought about him just disappearing