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Genshin Impact: Snack Time

Featuring!!!

- Kuki Shinobu

- Navia of Spina di Rosula

- Bennett

- Chief Alchemist of the Knights of Favonius; Albedo

More of my old art

Bennett

SAGAU: 4 More or Less Pt 3

Warning: swear words, two trucks by lemon demon is mentioned

Reverse isekai time yall!!!!

Characters: Fischl, Bennett, Noelle

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to be honest, you’re a lot less surprised than you were expecting

‘characters from your favorite franchise pop out of the game/show/movie and into the real world, hijinks ensue’…

.. you feel like you’ve read this before

your friends? unsurprisingly not as chill as you

“SOMEONE SLAP ME I MUST BE DREAMING” “gladly—” “____ don’t.”

Fischl

depending on who’s the most into roleplay or dnd, they’d be the closest to Fischl

ya’ll this girl would absolutely love larping and cosplay

I imagine she’d first find out about it when you and your friends get ready for a cosplay and dnd convention (which I plan on writing properly)

“Oh great creators, I request thou may give thy Prinzessin more of this bubble te- Uhm.. am I interrupting something?”

they’d, of course, bring her along and tell her alllll about it

and lemme tell you, first day of the con, she’s already hooked

and within days, lo and behold! she becomes a regular cosplayer and the resident tumblr girl

you might wanna save up a bit more for tickets

Bennett

right off the bat, you hear a plate break in the kitchen

most of you rush to see what happened

aaand Bennett is frantically trying to sweep all of it out of the way while apologizing

ofc, you can’t be m a d at him

so u just help him bring the bowls to Noelle so she can make her pancakes :D

he’d be a bit bummed out bcuz of the lack of adventuring areas

I imagine he’d like korean bbq tho

whether you decide you all go out to eat, or you decide to make the food at home, he’d absolutely love how easy it was to cook it himself!

even with a few burns here or there, he’d still rate it at least 8/10

don’t give him any soy sauces with chilis tho

his absolute favorite thing though? online rpgs ofc

adventuring entirely other worlds??? without any hurt????? sign this precious boy up!

all in moderation ofc, he still loves exploring irl

I imagine he’d think of it as a break from the hurt

he always runs out of stamina tho :(

Noelle

SWEET BABY NOELLE—

she would try to do everything for you

laundry, cooking, cleaning, you name it

“as a token of gratitude for letting them stay” she’d say

she’d be amazed by the washing machine, lets be honest (aren’t we all to an extent??)

I feel like she’d always cook breakfast and some snacks, but that’s about it

anything else and she’d give ya’ll food poisoning /lh

but like, make sure to let her rest every once in a while, y’know?

bby needs her R&R

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hehe genshin team go brrrrrr

SAGAU: 4 More or Less

Warning: swear words, two trucks by lemon demon is mentioned

this is just me dipping my toes into this sort of thing lol. I just wanted to get some thoughts out and I thought some of them were entertaining enough to be put out there.

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like imagine it’s mostly a normal sagau but after a while they get like 4 gods/goddesses

the characters would probably be able to see their player via a screen, only for them to suddenly be talking to 3 other voices without anyone being in the room w them??

Chongyun or Hu Tao would probably think there’s ghosts in their apartment

eventually they grasp the concept of discord calls

the group would probs help each other out with commissions, but more often than not would rather fuck around and fight different bosses

the characters would be terrified of the constant deaths, but since I don’t like angst, it would be lightened a bit due to how fucking chaotic the friendgroup would be

oceanid would be when they’re the loudest

“lol imagine dying to a crab” “OH IM SORRY MISTER/MISS ‘LEAVE IT TO ME’, NOT EVERYONE HAS A LVL 87 NOELLE JUST SITTING IN THEIR CHARACTER ARCHIVE” “NOELLE IS BEST GIRL AND YOU KNOW IT”

As for the characters, it depends on what’s happening/who’s on the team (ima be focusing on like my most recent chars)

Bennet, Fischl, and the other kids would most likely learn gen z slang from them

“I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, descend upo— Oh, traveler, it’s been a minute.”

then they all turn around like ???

Zhongli would be confused but will try to use the slang occasionally (much to the players’ dismay)

“If you'd like to see Liyue's tourist spots, I have a few references that ‘hit different’.”

meanwhile the players are just sobbing in the corner like ??????????????

alternatively, there would be times where the players would just,,,, walk around

maybe just chill in a random area with music in the bg and talk

I’d like to think they’d take turns playing music, and their music tastes would vary to an insane degree

So all of teyvat would be vibing to The Oh Hellos and then all of a sudden Two Trucks is playing

“wait what song is thi—” “TWO TRUCKS HAVING S-” “NOT THIS AGAIN” “LMAOSIDJSKKD”

Overall, they’d just be some chaotic peeps doing stupid shit together and beating up childe for fun <33

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Hehe

My finger: Ah fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this-

Screenshot that my friend took because my kuya was on fire and no one else saw it-

—[🎀] Genshin Impact Headcanons!!

— [🪄] Requests are open !!

Characters included; Childe, kaeya, ningguang, beidou, scaramouche, albedo, sucrose, razor, bennett, noelle, fischl

Warning: cursing, very slight NSFW(w/ kaeya/albedo), mentions of drinking.

Childe

Hc: Childe likes bigger women, the more there is the more of you he can touch.

Kaeya

Hc: Kaeya likes to catch you off guard/surprise you from behind with a hug. Also likes to grab your behind whenever he gets the chance to (in public or in private)

Ningguang

Hc: Ningguang will allow you to rest your face in her boobies if you’ve had an extremely rough day

Beidou

Hc: If beidou is drunk enough she’ll grab you into a bear hug but only crushing your face into her boobs

Scaramouche

Hc: Scaramouche would absolutely be intimidated if his partner was taller than him, if he had to look up to talk to you even an inch he would go batshit crazy

Albedo

Hc: Albedo absolutely loves to sketch/draw/paint you. He would ask if you could pose for him sometimes, but if he sees you from afar he’ll quickly sketch you. If you're comfortable with it, he’ll ask if he could sketch your body (like just your bare naked body) Because he admires it like your body is His god

Sucrose

Hc: I can see sucrose as really clumsy, but sometimes she’ll purposely trip over something so you would catch her in your arms, even if her face is completely red, she enjoys it.

Razor

Hc: razor LOVES when you pet him, public, alone, anywhere. If you surprise him with a kiss on his head and a little pet he loves it. Also loves when you praise him

Bennett

Hc: Bennett also LOVES when you praise him, with his bad luck and all he loves the sound of your voice letting him know he’s doing good.

Noelle

Hc: Noelle likes to pick you up! bridal style, on her back, shoulders, whatever. She likes to carry you anywhere and everywhere. Likes when you sit in her lap and let her play with your hair. Also likes when you help her with stuff, or come visit her and have lunch with her

Fischl

Hc: Fischl Likes when you listen to her adventures and theories. She’s sometimes shocked that you don’t get annoyed by her childish actions, instead, you also act childish around her so she’s not alone.

have bennett :3

Razor: i amn just........ a litle creacher, thatse it. i canot change this....

Bennett: i know this, and i love you

Xingqiu: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Chongyun: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks he can get away with everything you do. welcome to the real world!

Xingqiu: im leaving you, and im taking razor with me!

Bennett, picking up the monopoly board: i think it’s time to stop playing now

Amber: my mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like three sets of random teeth mixed around

Bennett: my dad kept the dog’s baby teeth but not mine

Xiangling: okay im so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like really funny im so sorry

Childe: what the fuck dogs lose their teeth? also who the fuck keeps baby teeth thats horrific

Razor: my dad kept my baby teeth. and then my second set fell out so i kept those in a little bag and now we both have have a set of my baby teeth

Albedo: wait what? how many sets of teeth do you have im so confused?

Razor: i had three sets of teeth. the dentist said it was fine cause nothing grew out of place but it was weird cause i had them for a few years then they started all coming out at once

Albedo: im sorry you grew teeth like a shark? what?

Chongyun: when i was younger i watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing her baby teeth and crush them all into a powder under the leg of a chair cause she was bored

Xingqiu: excuse me?

Traveler: this entire conversation was like getting punched repeatedly, but from a different angle each time

Bennett: <3

Razor: how did you type that

Bennett: oh it’s < + 3

Razor: nevermind i got it

Razor: Ɛ>

Bennett: what the fuck

Door dash texts with Genshin Impact characters

Chongyun:

Venti:

Bennett:

Childe:

Razor:

Beidou:

Lisa’s birthday countdown (3/15)

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOUR FUCKING DOING AND LISTEN TO ME.

It’s Bennet’s birthday.

🥳🎉

Bouken da Bouken

"No one's joined me on an adventure in ages. C'mon, let's go!"

Happy (2nd) birthday Bennett!

Late night doodles

I can already smell the amount of hate comments but

Transfem Bennett x Agender Barbara<3

Reposting this because I need more.

Genshin RP

This might be a long shot, but would anybody be the Bennett to my Razor?

I can write a lot, and I primarily use Discord. Any theme is acceptable. I would like to headcannon and get to know my partner, too. I can even text in character or play the game in character with you.

Like this post or send me a DM if interested!

(I am 18+, so preferably 16+)