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Gen Z Humor - Blog Posts
Tony scolding Peter for doing stupid and dangerous things on patrol: Why?! You’re going to get yourself killed!
Peter and Loki: Here for a good time not a long time
Shuri coming in with a bottle of bleach: I was summoned and I brought drinks.
"to be or not to be. that is the question" No it'sn't. how come i was never asked it?
i was born without my consent, and i take that personally
Killer: Let's play a little game! You answer all of the questions right, and I'll let you go!
Character: you see that'd be nice and all if
I cared enough
I didn't already want to biff it
I actually knew what the shit anything your about to ask me means
You weren't going to kill me anyways even if I get everything right, and you are so don't try to hide it
Killer: ... What? Aren't you supposed to be scared?
Character: Bold of you to assume I still have functioning emotions left. Now are you gonna kill me or... what?
imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying
Me: is gay
Me: *dies*
Me: *arrives in heaven*
Angel: welcome my child
Me: i knew i shoule have commited murder
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gen z culture is putting ‘????????’ in the middle of a sentence to display confusion or questioning behavior when typing/writing
One sign that I really have commitment issues is that I am rn in the phase of letting my hair grow again.
But hey what can I say my mum said „You wont do this you are not able to actually go through it you will just cut them again.“
I am spiteful okay, i will let them grow until i have shown her i can do it!!!!
Also i just want linger hair cuz its kinda easier to handle and i dont want my pixie anymore....after only 10 weeks of having it..
Update: So i decided to let them grow again
Why I hate this equality-talk
You know what makes me fucking mad?
We are talking about how men should be able to be feminine or women should be able to be masculine. But that whole topic is so fucking stupid, like why do even entitle ourselves to talk about this.
We talk about this topic and how we all should break this norm. And it makes me so mad to even think about breaking the roles we are assigned for.
Because we do not have the right to talk about this!
Because as soon as the topic is about transgender men or women it is off limits that they could even dare to not be like the norm. So why do we entitle ourselves to talk about cis women and cis men breaking these norms?
A transgender woman liking football, cars or anything “masculine” or a transgender man liking for example pink, Make-up or well anything “feminine” then they get hate, called out for something ridiculous and called fake. I also do not like the term transgender at all, you are either a woman or a man or both or neither or something in between. But saying he/she is transgender is like saying, they are a man/woman but not really. transmen and transwomen are Men or Women (Binary or Non-binary does not matter!) but calling them trans is like saying (for me it is at least) that they are not truly a man or a woman.
That’s not okay, liking something, preferring something.
It doesn’t make you less man or woman!
Parents Ig
I just had a lowkey fight with my mom.
She is like „you need to see the happy in life otherwise you wont notice it“
And I am like „this world is shit, it’s breaking but I have to live with it and I’d rather take a good moment than faking and lying myself into how beautiful it is, cuz it isnt but I still love it. After all its the only world and life I’ve got.“
She doesn’t understand this, she dont want to.
But I still have the feeling with the both of us, I understand this world better and feel way more comfortable. Cuz I just have accepted it and not trying to idolize it.
And she is such a hypocrite. But yeah anyways..
I’m just so fucking miserable rn.
I want to be calm again.
Moving out
I seeall this stuff from my childhood. So many things where I realize, everything I did from my 8yrs old self, was coping.
I had a shitty childhood, but really
With 8 I cut the eyes from old pictures out.
With 9 I drew black over my father in every picture I own of him.
With 10 I wrote in a diary telling it how I hate everyone and everything.
With 12 I got letters from my bullies telling me how worthless I am, I spit in them.
And with 15 I wrote a letter how I will kill myself.
I found this now, cuz I now move out I just realize how bad I actually was. I never fully understood why everyone is so impressed and stunned bymy behavior and casuality about all of this. Until now.
And now I’m sitting here, almost crying, realizing how fucking messed up I was. I am. How fucking good I am at coping and ignoring. How fucking stupid I was thinking I wont get better.
God, I cant fully comprehend the fact that the little girl, destroying her possessions out if anger, trying to kill herself, always mad and angry at the world. The little girl who was insuch a bad spot, was me. Is me idk.
Im still so fucking mad. Still so fucking vulnerable, I never realize how vulnerable, because I well, just keep going, keep living.
Is it a good coping mechanism, stubbornness or just ignorance? Idk all I know is I’ve got better.
My depression and anxiety will never go fully away again. But I’ve got control and freedom.
First Time
This moment when you start having sex for the first time, but you are so afraid and scared and don’t know what to do and feel bad about the boy who is trying to loosen you up and calm you down.
And then you fall asleep and later be afraid of showing that you are awake in the middle of the night.
And then you suddenly realize you’re probably really gay and demisexual (like you have been questioning) and now you just want to run out of his house and disappear but cant because his parents are awake and he is a light sleeper and he is actually one of your best friends and you would feel bad about just running away but also feel guilty for leaving him with blue balls.
I hate myself rn for this so much. Where is my confidence gone? Ah yeah right it always has been a fake mask, I forgot.
Do i need to add more??
Mood
Summer break is a funny thing, I get slapped by my extroverted side too often, sit the whole day at home being bored and then suddenly start questioning life.
Overall, I’m pathetic and don’t know how to survive starting work in September. And I’m stressing over my driving license test.
Wine bottle
My mom accidentally dropped a bottle of wine, after that she came to me.
Mom: „Look, this is a good bottle, stable and well-built“
Me: „I wish my life would be that stable and well-built”
She laughed at me. Like literally laughed, thanks mom; thanks.
whispering to yourself
“ just 80 more years , hold it through , just 80 more years “
Really helps the motivation
Gen Z
We're sad and we're gay.
kids out now!!!
frustrated with gen alpha and kids?
annoyed by the stupid sephora kids that ruin samples and act like spoiled brats?
love raw underground music?
then I guess "kids" is the right song for you
Respect your elders but it's saying nightcore and not "sped up"