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I WANNA BE SOMEONES BOYFRIEND I WANT A BOYFRIEND I WANNA BE IN AN MLM RELATIONSHIP I WANNA BE GAY I WANT SOMEONE TO SAY IM THEIR BOYFRIEND I WANT TO SAY I HAVE A BOYFRIEND 💔💔💔
*leans on my car painted with the mlm flag* Hey. You single?
Uhhhh boyfriend? *stares at you with autism eyes*
Help, Boyfriend/QPP needed, will Pay. /nsrs
It’s Like i get a boyfriend, then I become too self-conscious and we Break up somehow.
A vicious cycle, ya’ll. Wish me luck ☹️
Boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend boyfri— *explodes*
*insert gay yapping*
Guys.. I Turn 17 soon. WOOP WOOP!!!!
Now if only I’d be able to kiss a boy on my birthday fr ….
I WANT A BOYFRIEND SO BAD OH MY GOD
*Slams on table* Boyfriend. Now.
Here’s an idea :
Puppy bf x Kitty bf x Bunny bf :3
(+ if they’re all aromantic and in a qpr)
BPD goes brrr when it comes to developing crushes in everyone I met— insane
Why the hell don’t I have a boyfriend rn? ☹️
🕯️.
🕯️boyfriend ritual🕯️
🕯️.
Rlly trying to manifest a boy to be obsessed with my every being rn ,,
Update guys : I really love men. Men are great. Men are love. Men are life. I love men so much, dude. If you see this men, you are loved !!
Y’know Guys, I would rlly like a boyfriend. Like, is it obvious yet??
When will I have the Snuuy to my Bagel ):
BOYFRIEND WHEN!?
BOYFRIEND WHEN!?
Hi, Any of you big,, strong,, and very handsome men,, wanna like,, do super romantic stuff together while not being romantically involved *winks*
Which boy wanna spend the holidays or anything else on a vc?? We can chat and play games :3c
literally i am. dyinf.... a boyfriendless existence ess ehm aych
Hey anon, Wanna be the peanut butter to my jelly?? 🫶🏽 /nsrs
(Also, #relatable)
this is probably like. a really weird ask but. how does one get a boyfriend i am SCREAMING the world is so homophobic
You see, my dear anon!! Do you know what rizz is? Do you know how to slow mo your way into a man’s heart?
(I actually have no idea, why does the world not want me/ us ?? to have boyfriends aaaaaaaa)
The best advice I honestly have for you is to take it slow and have good communication !!
Pssst, who wants to be a QPR polycule fr *Blinks eyes cutely*
Boys who will text me a lot And Call me whenever, Boys who Call You petnames and/or get flustered at you calling them petnames, boys who will let you infodump and vice versa, boys who will love you for who you rlly are and won’t leave you for a stupid reason… where you at? Fr? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Gonna blow the world up with a nuclear bomb if i don’t Find a relationship Soon— /threat (/j)
What if we fell in love and kissed?! Haha jkkkk!! Unless…
I Want to Call a Boy petnames omg,, we could vc and I’d call you mi amor and Love/Darling (my fav petnames fr)
GOING INSANE RN AABSKSAMMA
Lowkey. If someone Here has a crush on me or is interested, c’mere. Pspspspspspsp, You literally have a chance because I have no one else who likes me fr —