Help, Boyfriend/QPP Needed, Will Pay. /nsrs

This just in : Basil is yearning for a boy again. And it’s becoming unbearable according to him.

Now back to your regularly schedule program. . .

HEY MEN, I’M FREE REAL-ESTATE!!!!

I Want to Call a Boy petnames omg,, we could vc and I’d call you mi amor and Love/Darling (my fav petnames fr)

GOING INSANE RN AABSKSAMMA

Why the hell don’t I have a boyfriend rn? ☹️

Since I’m being held hostage with a gun to my head being forced to show you guys this dog, take a look at my friends Rat. It’s a very aesthetic rat, don’t you think?

@strvberry-clvt <— said friend

Still man-less. This is homophobic and frankly, I’m very against it.

I really want to have someone in my area be a friend or a boyfriend to me. The interest isn’t the safest place ofc but I’m so fucking lonely dude, this isn’t fair.

I just want to hug and cuddle someone.

Hi, Any of you big,, strong,, and very handsome men,, wanna like,, do super romantic stuff together while not being romantically involved *winks*

this is probably like. a really weird ask but. how does one get a boyfriend i am SCREAMING the world is so homophobic

You see, my dear anon!! Do you know what rizz is? Do you know how to slow mo your way into a man’s heart?

(I actually have no idea, why does the world not want me/ us ?? to have boyfriends aaaaaaaa)

The best advice I honestly have for you is to take it slow and have good communication !!

Guys.. I Turn 17 soon. WOOP WOOP!!!!

Now if only I’d be able to kiss a boy on my birthday fr ….