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Anyone ever read/written a fantasy high fic where someone is struggling with germaphobia because I need the comfort of relating to my special interest in a specific way right now-

I need to be him, you don't understand. I need to solve mysteries to connect with my friends and avoid heart-crushing trauma too

riz gukgak is the character of all time. he's a goblin. he has a gun. he's in high school. he's saved the world multiple times. he's died before. he carries a briefcase with him everywhere. he threatened to eat a dragon. he refuses to stop investigating mysteries because otherwise he would have to deal with his grief over his dad's death. he did fantasy cocaine in a floating pirate city. he lied about having a romance partner and then got kidnapped by the manifestation of that lie. he tattooed clues all over his body in case his memory got wiped. he doesn't know how to connect with his friends outside of life-threatening situations. he has abandonment issues. his dead dad is a secret agent for heaven. he's canonically hot. he throws up when he's nervous. his nickname is the ball. he loves his mom. he hisses at things. he ran over a guy with his friend's van. he brought back an eldritch entity because he can't let a mystery go. he's even aroace.

ok now picture this: fantasy high senior year….emily axford as mary ann scuttle

i just know that fuckin aarakocra is gonna have a comeback moment in the finale of this season

look Kristen mostly tamped down the chaos this season, but she is also exactly the type of person to go running back to her ex on almost no information

it was nevertheless a dick move towards Gertie who did nothing wrong, and I'm very down for Gertie to get some sort of revenge (of the catty high school variety)

i’m on team gertie. how DARE kristen ditch her for her weird ex after making out with her and making it seem like they were gonna have a thing. get her ass gertie!

no but we should

given they were the only people not yet involved in the parentcule, but definitely will be considering jawbone and Sandra Lynn have hopefully worked out their shit and would potentially be open to that

consider: no inter-friend group dating not just because they are all friends and don't see each other like that, but also because all the bad kids are now at least tangentially related

have we as a fandom considered what the thistlesprings canonically being swingers/having a sexually open relationship could do to the parentcule?

baby-baby was made specifically to match baby’s freak

GOD Kristen fucking Applebees. Love her, a queen, adore her so much but the amount of second-hand embarrassment I get from how she's treating Cassandra right now. I've had to physically walk away from my laptop a few times while watching episode 4 cause some of those scenes were like, BIG OOF moments, like with Cassandra reaching out asking where she is when she's setting up for the shrimp party. The change from being so excited that there would be a lot of people to being devastated that it's got nothing to do with her religion. I just wanna hug Cassandra, please give girlie a break.

Anyway really excited to see how this is gonna develop through this season, babygirl Kristen I love you, a true girlfailure at the moment. I just want the best for you

theres something on here that i really really regret now :]

murph hasnt rolled a classic murph nat 1 yet and im scared that it will happen in the big fight like cmon mannnn

but how did the rat grinders know about that? is adaines mum involved in some way?

WHAT IF I FUCKING SCREAMED AND CRIED

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU OISIN

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW OISIN HAKINVAR

Hallariel Seacaster save me

Save me Hallariel Seacaster

🙏🙏🙏

Riz gets sworn in to The Council of Chosen :-)

Which emo song will Murph break out into next season?

Tried to make oisin in bg3. The blue is a bit to dark but it was the closest i could get

Beautiful. Majestic. BAM!

I wonder if they resurrect Buddy if he will get a similar arc to Kristian. Meeting his God and being disappointed by what he finds. Especially if Kristen is the one to resurrect him. Cassandra dose needs more followers. I feel bad for Buddy and want him to join the reformed villains bad kids ally team.

I know Brennan established that Skrank Fucks™, But his new portrait is kinda…

Serving cloaca

The four horsemen of Intrepid Heroes season finales.

DIVINE SPRAY BOTTLE FOR KALINA FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS!

Local man discovers lava is hot.

We’d all have a Happy Moonar Yulenear.

Is- Is Riz shorter than Kipperlily?

We might just have to “There is no live action adaptation of ATLA.” the entirety of K2’s whole deal. Nothing against K2. She’s a great bit. I just think it would also be a great bit to be like:

“How again did the bad kids get the Hangman through the giant Nightmare King Storm to return to Elmville in time to stop Porter’s ascension?”

“I think it was the gold tornado.”

“Yep, definitely the gold tornado and nothing else.”

Look, all I’m saying is—

All my homies Shitter and Quiff.

I love how Brennan channels some of Aabria’s energy when playing Antiope’s older sister.

Brennan took one look at Cerrit Agrupnin’s sheer investigative power and decided, “Yeah, I need to sic this on Fig.”