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6 months ago
Master, Rubbing His Hands Together Like A Fly: Mwahaha, The Doctor Is Going To Be So Mad At Me For Eating

Master, rubbing his hands together like a fly: Mwahaha, the Doctor is going to be so mad at me for eating his precious humans. He's going to be like, 'Ooh noo, why would you do that!? You can't do that! You're so evil master!'

Doctor: You did WOT!?

Master, smuggly: I ATE people! >:) Im so evil! Fear me!

Doctor, actually cringing: ....Brotha Euuugh!!

Master: ... wot

Doctor: Do you KNOW what they do with their bodies!?? That's disgusting! You really came here, saw what they put in their bodies, and decided to put that in your mouth!???

Master, realizing what he's done: Wait... Oh.. OH, Thats- *starts gagging*

Doctor: That's just nasty...

Master: *nodding, trying not to throw up*

Doctor: Come on. We're gonna go get you checked for a disease..

Master: Thanks. You know, Doctor, you're a good frie-

Doctor: Don't touch me! You might be contagious-

Master: Never mind..

Bonus: *The master is sitting on a random picnic table at the dump, The doctor is dressed comeditically with a stephascope*

Doctor, sighing: I have bad news.

Master: You know you're not a real doctor, right?

Doctor: ...You have meningitis..

Master: ... But im already a man??

Doctor: ....

Doctor: How are you not dead yet with that lack of functioning braincells?


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6 months ago

Saxteen is getting ready to go to therapy, which means they're sharing the bathroom atm

Saxteen Is Getting Ready To Go To Therapy, Which Means They're Sharing The Bathroom Atm

14: Hey Koschei-

Master: *Stops mid eyeliner and glares*

14: Sorry.. It just kinda slipped out.

Master: uh-Huh.. right... What is it Sigma-balls ?

14: *Stops mid shave* Why would you call me that?

Master: Why did YOU call ME that?

14: Because it's your- you know what, never mind.. You said you wouldn't call me that anymore...

Master: You're really still not over that? That was like... a million years ago.

14: You know how I felt about it-

Master: Ooh boohoo. Cry about it. So you got teased in school, didn't we all?

14: That's actually what I was going to ask about. Do you think we should tell her about... you know...

Master: About what? That you're a cry baby? I think she knows about that, dear.

14: *sighs* .... I meant... do you think we should talk about that kid we killed..?

Master: *Stops mid eyeliner, again* No... We vowed never to talk about it again and here you are- Talking about it. Why?

14: I just thought that.. It might he healthy to-

Master: First of all we have better things to talk about. Me! Second of all- I'm driving today.

14, nicking himself: Ouch!- Wot!? Oh no, you are not!!

Master: Why not? Im licensed. And she loves me.

14: She does not!

Master: We'll see about that >:)

14: Don't you touch her!

Bonus:

14: Hey! Don't touch that! She doesn't like it when you-

Master: Yeah, yeah! Stop back, seat driving! *Pets her* You'd like that, wouldn't you? Someone who actually knows how to drive?

The TARDIS: *hums happily*

14: ... She never likes it when I do that.. *pouting*

Master: Oh, shut up. It's not her fault you've crashed and landed her so many times. Huh? You're just sensitive, ain't ya girl? What did that horrible mean, man, do to you?

The TARDIS: *starts purring*

14: *ultimate betrayal*.... I think I want a divorce.

Saxteen Is Getting Ready To Go To Therapy, Which Means They're Sharing The Bathroom Atm

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1 month ago
m-p-lebrush - Untitled and Incoherent

Solar power is not renewable because the Sun is dead in prolly billions of years, so what do we do at that point, huh?? checkmate, infinite fracking is the solution


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6 months ago

Happy birthday, Deltarune. As a celebration, I wanted to send a meme I made.

If you know Doctor Who series 3 and Life on Mars, you might get it:

Here come the drums, drums!

Happy Birthday, Deltarune. As A Celebration, I Wanted To Send A Meme I Made.

Is he [[living in a goddamn garbage can]], [[50% off]] his mind, or has he [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]?

Happy Birthday, Deltarune. As A Celebration, I Wanted To Send A Meme I Made.

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