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HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS?!

How it Started vs How It's Going

I’m two weeks late to do this but August 6th was the first year anniversary from when I started watching Metalocalypse. I planned that while watching the show I would draw doodles of the characters and post my opinions on them but I didn’t end up doing that so I decided I would draw them now.

DICK KNUBBLER IS STILL ALIVE HES STILL ALIVE HES STILL ALIVE MY WIFE IS STILL ALIVE

HE IS ALIVE GUYS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DICK KNUBBLER MY BELOVED I LOVE HIS VOICE HIS HAIR HIS EVERYTHING HE IS SO CUTEEEEE I WANT HIM!!!

KNUBBLER!!

I think he paints his nails. French manicure for sure. He is so cute.

I WANT THAT OLD MAN!!! I NEED HIM SO BADLY ITS NOT OK!!!

God i need to make more doodles of him.. he is just.. mwuah

Do you guys think he smells good?? Is that too weird to ask??? Like- do you think he wears a normal amount of cologne, or do you think he douses himself in that shit?? Or does he not wear any at all???

Ugrhrhrhthrhhrhrhrhrhrhrh i think I'm going insane

Ok but like if anyone can recall any part of my TPB X Metalocalypse Crossover, imagine Randy making the guys all boigas. Yummy yummy boiga

Ricky would try to use as much of Dethkloks money as possible. Let's be real. They'd all buy alcohol and drugs and have a grand old time.

Julian would probably try to get one of them to invest in the park/his business, and like Slyly, try and get some of their earnings with an offer, but he'd definitely target Murderface or Toki even Though Nathan Pickles and Skwisgaar make far much more than them. If he DID TRY and make an offer to one of them, they probably wouldn't take it. They'd have to be drunk too at least.

But 1] if he talked to Nathan Nathan would probably forget about it when they sober up and be like yeah no and Julian would be like. "Seriously man???"

2] alternatively if Charles found out he'd be like HAH no. Absolutely not. You are NOT investing in this park it's trash and hopeless.

3] Maybe they do give some money to Julian, but it's definitely not as much as he wants.

Toki and Bubbles would like have SO MUCH FUN. I imagine he'd ride in the little wagon Bubbles attaches to his go cart. Or alternatively he would drive it around probably crash it.

If he does crash it he 10000% gets Bubbles a new one.

They'd definitely have fun stealing carts together. I'd like to draw them playing with carts at some point :)

Ricky and Pickles would definitely be a pair

Julian and Nathan would be buds

Toki and Bubbles would be friends.

Let's all be real Lucy would probably try to hit on Nathan or Skiwsgaar.

He'd probably try to hit on most of the women in that park.

Murderface might try and flirt with her and she'd obviously be like "ew" but perhaps she MIGHT sleep with him, but at somepoint he'd definitely blow it and she'd kick him out of her trailer.

This might cause something between him and Ricky, and honestly, Ricky would win a fight with Murderface.

Imagine Dick William Randy and Lahey all hanging out? I mean they're all gay as fuck. I think at least Knubbler might enjoy their company. A few drinks, something to nibble on, and then probably get outta dodge once Lahey gets slammed.

I wonder if Pickles and Lahey would have a drink off, who do you think can drink more?

That's all I've got right now maybe I can think of some more ideas later

Does ANYONE headcanon Dick Knubbler as trans??? ANYONE???

Cus like sometimes I'm like HAHAH TRANS BEAM RAY LOCKED ON TARGET AND LIKE.

Does anyone else fw this headcanon????

I just gotta know man.

NSFW Headcanon???

I just KNOW Knubbler loves murderfaces fat murdertitties. And you KNOW he has em.

But he's definitely more of an ass man. Yk??

DICK KNUBBLER WOULD BE A PELICAN IF HE WAS A BIRD

DO YOU SEE IT TOO???

KNUBBLER

DOES ANYONE SEE MY VISION!!???!!!!

KNUBBLER AND MURDERFACE???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sorry not sorry but like-

Knubbler is SO fine. Look at that SCRUMPTIOUS OLD MAN.

ABSOLUTELY DELECTABLE.

I swear to GAWD...

Must make DICK CONTENT RUGAGRHAGGRHAHVRHAVRVAGHR

I LOVE OLD MENNNNN AHHHHHHHGGGHHGGHHGGG

KNUBBLER TO THE FRONT PLEASE!!

KNUBBLERRRRRRRRRRERRR KNUBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AGRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHEHRHRH

I just wanna twirl his hair and poke his schnoz.

And then strangle him. Lovingly, of course (not in a kink way. I just have severe cuteness aggression)

APOLOGIES FOR THE LAST POST ILL MAKE JT UP TO YOU GUYS ARHSGHSHRH

I PRESENT

METALOCALYPSE KIWIS

IM ACTUALLY PISSED BECAUSE I USED A REFERENCE FOR MOST OF THEM EXCEPT KNUBBLER ABIGAIL CHARLES MAGNUS AND SETH AND THEY LOOK SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER UGRHRHRHRHHR

I'll line and colour this at somepoint but I hope yall like it

I usually wouldn't draw seth or magnus because they pmo but I know people like them so ya :3

I made some fanart of Dickface/Murdertooth, but Dick and Toki are both Murderfaces' BD, and they both have 1 kid with him. I have no idea what drove me to draw it, but I did.

Im sorry, metalocalypse fans, but whenever I see a grown man, I must draw him pregnant. Not for nefarious purposes, but just because men being pregnant feels right.

My philosophy;

Interact if I should post i pinky promise for real guys I will post it

Lmk

God I love Knubbler X Murderface and Toki X Murderface so bad I can't decide which one i like more they are both so cute and ugh I love the idea of Murderface being happy with either of them because he deserves to be loved :(((( I've made art for both Dickface and Murdertooth and as of typing this I'm continuing to work on making more of BOTH ships.

If anyone has any prompts or anything for either of those ships let me know! I enjoy drawing all three of them so deeply.

Especially Knubbler and Murderface, they are so much fun to draw ugggggghhhhh!!!!

Quick knubbler sketch!!!

METALOCALYPSE FANS! GIVE ME IDEAS TO SKETCH! ILL POST ROUGH SKETCH AND THEN LINE AND COLOR LATER!!

Radaradarada radardarada

my first contribution to this forsaken community.... they all have a light-eyed stare and you cannot tell me otherwise. freaks, the lot of them. bonus knubbler.

Day8(?)

I’m still drawing Androgynous Knubbler lol.

And while I'm at it, I can imagine Murderface as a Knubbler’s fashion doll too 😌

Abigail is a typical guy, you can't change my mind

“knubbler WHAT magazine did you schay this was for.”

Valentines Dickface

No idea what to do for background sorry fellas 😭

happy late valentines day lmao

the gang’s all here

yippee dickfaces

⟡ army of the doomstar × dick knubbler at deus keep . ( gifset : requested by @umbreoncomplex )

dickface session

i wish i knew what is go on between these two man

did some edits gee what a weirdo