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Cm Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts
I love that my post with the most notes is a criminal minds incorrect quote that took 5 seconds of thought. 😭 personally I think my buzzfeed unsolved one about Emily was funnier but go off I guess.
Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Emily: i'm the knife
Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon
Emily: i can't find my pen. are you sitting on it again?
Y/n: no.
Emily: stand up.
Y/n: i don't want to.
Emily: why?
Y/n: *mumbling* because i'm probably sitting on your pen 😔
Derek: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Emily: i'm the knife
Jj: *from across the room* she's the little spoon
Spencer: I've been struggling with drug use after being kidnapped and nearly dying.
The team:
Cat: You're in Spencer's DM's, I'm in his police report
Cat: We are not the same
Spencer: You're the love of my life, my best friend. I would do anything for you.
Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a descent sleeping schedule.
Spencer: Absolutely not.
Emily: I’ve accidentally indulged in to much ‘me time’
Emily: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Emily: .......
Emily: I hope they make a Buzz Feed about me.
Store Worker *over the loudspeaker*: Would Aaron Hotchner please come to the front desk?
Hotch, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Spencer and Y/N*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Spencer and Y/N: We got lost :(
Hotch: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Cat: You're in Spencer's DM's, I'm in his police report
Cat: We are not the same
Morgan and Rossi, looking at a photo of the team :
Morgan : I like this photo, we were so happy back then.
Rossi : Where's Emily ?
Morgan : Oh, she wasn't a part of the team yet. That's why we were happy.
Emily, seeing a crying child at the grocery store
Emily : Hey little guy...
Emily : Can you move ? You're blocking the cheetos.
Therapist, on a meeting with Reid : And what do we do when we are sad ?
Reid : Get a new PhD.
Therapist : No-
Morgan : Flirt with cute girls.
Therapist : ...What ? Wait, where did you come from ?
Garcia : Buy way too much cute stuff to forget.
Hotch : Work way too much.
Rossi : Hyper focus and be paranoid about killers.
Therapist, clearly not ready for this, or for people popping out of nowhere : Wait-
Emily : Fake death while getting high.
JJ : Close up and be completely silent.
Therapist :
Therapist, throwing their files on the ground : ...Nope. I quit.
Hotch : Do you want to talk about your mental state, Prentiss ?
Emily : No.
Reid, spinning around in his chair to face them : I do !
Hotch, sighing : I know, Reid.
Reid : I'm sad !
Hotch : I know, Reid...
Tara : Are you a top or a bottom ?
Emily : I'm a threat.
JJ, from across the room : She's a bottom.
Emily : What are you, five ?
Morgan : Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Emily :
Morgan :
Emily :
Morgan : ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ
Reid : I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more.
Garcia : ...Hun, that's a coma.
Reid : Fancy name for a nap.
Morgan : You know what sucks ?
Reid, without looking up from his chess game : Vacuum.
Morgan : No- In a metaphorical sense ?
Reid : Black hole.
Morgan :
Morgan : You know what isn't cool ?
Reid : Lava.
Morgan : ...I swear there's a special place in hell for you. Smartass.
The rest of the team in the jet : giggles, Hotch fist-bumping Reid.
Garcia, pouring honey into her tea : hell yeah get into that leaf juice you sexy bee sauce
Reid : ...Do you take constructive criticism on your sentences
Garcia : No.
Morgan : Listen, it's no big deal, we can cross that bridge when we get there.
Garcia : No, YOU listen. I overthink everything, I'm already on that bridge, so we need to figure it out now.
Reid : Remember when "A series of unfortunate events" was a book series and not my life ? Because I don't.
Emily : I like to think of myself as a "free spirit". It's way more classier than "out of fucking control".
Garcia : I NEED someone to cuddle with me and stroke my hair.
Emily : And I need someone to help me get rid of a body but guess we're both disappointed.
Garcia : Okay I have a riddle. What's green, red, and spins really quickly ?
Emily : A frog in a mixer.
Garcia : That's right ! An elf on a merry-go-round-
Garcia :
Emily :
Garcia : Emily, I don't say this often, but what in the actual fuck-
Emily : This party kinda suck, lets go
JJ : ...Emily. This is your own funeral.
Emily : I can't do it. It'd be against my moral code.
Morgan : Your moral code is a damn roulette wheel.
Rossi, finding Reid laying face down on the floor : You okay ?
Reid : I'm depressed
Rossi : Lol me too
Rossi : Wait no, hi depressed, I'm dad.
Rossi : No- What's wrong ??
Garcia : I wish we could block people in real life.
JJ : Restraining order
Emily : Murder.
Garcia : I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know
Emily : To be honest, I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that I could be. I'm skipping on a lot of fun here.
Hotch :
Hotch : You're holding back ??