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CHILTON AND HIS FUCKING TOTEM OF UNDYING HOW TF ARE YOU ALIVE

So real I had the BEST movie ever experience with A Minecraft Movie

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everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)

there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown

there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.

jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent

a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.

endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you

jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)

there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)

"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.

a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.

jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored

in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time

The chicken jockey: A gigantic, hyper-aggressive beast of a chicken with a lightweight rider controlling it, typically a baby zombie. It becomes docile once the jockey is removed, but this is difficult to accomplish because at this point you're basically fighting a knife-wielding dinosaur.

(Yes I got inspired to draw this because of the movie meme)

the cultural event of the Minecraft movie with Jack black and the chicken jockey scene that caused riots in theaters across the globe and 4chan dying with those being its last words and tumblr dancing on its fucking grave and

the spirt of hannigram lives on in brokenpickax❤️❤️

THE GODDAMN MINECRAFT MOVIE CAME OUT ON THE 12 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HANNIBAL. WHAT THE FUCK.

IS THIS A SIGN?????

@miaouumiaouu thank you sooo much for informing me of the connection when i mentioned the hannibal anniversary, i obviously needed to know this /s

honestly wasn't expecting the Minecraft movie to be gay porn with barely a plot but.... I mean I'm not complaining....

The chicken jockey: A gigantic, hyper-aggressive beast of a chicken with a lightweight rider controlling it, typically a baby zombie. It becomes docile once the jockey is removed, but this is difficult to accomplish because at this point you're basically fighting a knife-wielding dinosaur.

(Yes I got inspired to draw this because of the movie meme)

chiken jockey is a valid troll name

He came to see his best Friend's movie

(Steve and the Terraria guy are canonically best Friend's in my book)

Ngl I'm stuck between finding the chicken jockey situation absolutely hilarious and also feeling bad for the cinema workers

not me reading cat noir angst while I wait for the minecraft movie to start

Jack Black is really excited for A Minecraft movie

Seeing The Minecraft Movie

I’m going to see the Minecraft movie with my Family and then with friends. And the Starkid memes are at maximum potential due to such.

I can't believe the thing that finally got me to draw fanart instead of OC content was the Minecraft yaoi.

I remember in class today when I was mishearing everyone talking about “chicken jorkey” and I was thinking in my head

“Wtf is these guys talking about?…”

I genuinely thought they were talking and joking about straight up jorking it chicken style

And a few hours later I watched the minecraft movie and got my answer to my confusion .

Uhhh

You do know your fanbase right?

I mean

And

And don't even get me started on

I will just let you know that when checking my inbox, 5 people have said the same thing plus image back to back.

And when this ask goes life I expect there will be so much more.

That I will all delete.

Because we don't have to point out the same joke 286 times in a row :)