The Cultural Event Of The Minecraft Movie With Jack Black And The Chicken Jockey Scene That Caused Riots

underrated bit: interview-style documentary where every time a person is talking, the description under their name is something different and either A. uncomfortably specific and completely irrelevant to the subject being discussed or B. wildly and obviously inaccurate

if you can't keep crystals, keep rocks but set them with whatever intentions you want.

On full moons, "accidentally" leave a glass of water near a windowsill, and use it quickly!

Draw sigils in hand soaps, sanitizers, and lotions when no one's looking.

Research how to use a regular deck of cards for tarot readings.

Draw pictures of offerings for your deity, and rip the paper to give it to them.

Good luck yall, and stay safe <3

Closeted witch tips

some more tips to help my closeted babes out <3

soap making is a really fun way to incorporate herbs and essential oils

research herbalism

keep an online book of shadows (on google docs, or canva) if it is safe for you to do so

scrap booking is an easy and secretive way to give offerings to gods/ goddesses (leave it out to "dry")

do e offerings on tumblr

go to your local library to read and borrow books on herbs, Gods and more <3

reblog with more ideas!!!

okay storytime:

when I was about 10, my little sister was about 7. I had just learned about the placebo effect in school.

for anyone who doesn't know, the placebo effect basically means that if you believe something is true, particularly in regards to your body, your body will reflect it. an extreme case of this is that lady who thought she was pregnant and got a swollen belly, but she wasn't and never was pregnant. a less extreme example is some people in clinical trials are given sugar pills and show improvement in whatever the pill was meant to help with just because they think they're taking the medication.

back to my story: I was 10 years old, I had just learned about the placebo effect, and my little sister would not shut the *fuck* up about her head hurting. so naturally, I lied my ass off and told her that there's a pressure point where if you squeeze your pinky finger it makes pain stop. she tried it and was like "oh my gosh it works!! thank you!!!" and i was like "thank fucking god i don't have to hear your voice anymore" because thats just how sisters are.

flash forward almost 10 years and i completely forgot about this incident until i overheard her telling her friend this trick because her friend hurt her knee or something and I just started laughing my ass off because I guess she just believed me this whole time and was telling other people this miracle cure and I finally broke the news to her and I will NEVER forget the look of betrayal on her face.

anyway I guess this is how misinformation starts??

hey say something nice to me

specifically the chosen name Jim, not assigned at birth

if i had a nickel for ever time a side ship became canon in a silly little gay show and one of the people had the name jim i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

What Your Favourite Owl House Ship Says About You (1st Edition)

(Based on @doubleca5t‘s videos. Will update as the show progresses, hence ‘1st Edition’.)

Luz/Amity (Lumity)- You love the Enemies to Lovers trope but tend to fast-forward through the Enemies part.

Luz/Willow (Willuz)- You are a firm believer in keeping things wholesome and keeping things nerdy.

Amity/Willow (Amillow)- You love the Childhood Friends to Lovers trope provided there’s some conflict intent on keeping them apart.

Luz/Amity/Willow (Willumity)- Your solution to conflicting ships is pointing out that everyone involved has two hands.

Boscha/Willow (Boschlow)- When you were a kid your mom told you that some girl was being mean to you because she likes you and you never let go of that.

Hooty/Duolingo (Hootlingo)- You just want good things for Hooty and really, who wouldn’t?

Eda/Camilla (Camileda)- You just want good things for Luz and really, who wouldn’t?

Gus/Mattholomule (Gustholomule)- You love the Enemies to Lovers trope but where the Enemies part is completely one-sided.

Willow/Gus (Gillow)- You’re a sucker for characters who are beautiful cinnamon rolls, too good for this world, too pure. You’re also heterosexual.

Luz/Gus (Lus)- This is the same joke as Willuz but heterosexual and with more shenanigans. 

Willow/Skarra (Skarlow)- You want a girlfriend who’s a beautiful cinnamon roll but could also kick your ass upon request.

Emira/Viney (Vinira)- You’re just here for some bad girls.

Edric/Jerbo (Jerbic)- You’re just here for some twinks.

Eda/Odalia (Edalia)- Pre-Season 2: You’re always a sucker for Rivals to Lovers. Post-Season 2: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of cool moms dunking on shitty moms.

Odalia/Alador (Odalador)- Pre-Season 2: The first time you saw one of those portraits of a noble couple looking at you with cold, judgmental eyes your first thought was “Oh, they fuckin!”  Post-Season 2: You are a firm believer in Men! Getting! Pegged!

Beta Luz/Beta Amity (Beta Lumity)- You know what’s better than witch girlfriends? Punk witch girlfriends.

⚠️ TMA Spoilers ⚠️ johnmartin in chronological order

okay fic concept- magic/sci-fi plot device allows person B to unintentionally view person A's entire life like a movie. everything they've ever said, done, thought, or felt on the line. person A immediately runs away without giving B a chance to react. hurt/comfort ensues. this is a purely self indulgent fic idea and the question is what ship do I write it with bc I can't decide

can we all agree that from eden is s1 song and like real people do is s2 song

pov I just finished tma