Charlie The Phone Guy - Blog Posts

Do tax fraud.You need to abduct some kids to do successful tax fraud. I've done it with my restaurant so it can easily work for you.

"Criminal,Criminal,Criminal"

"i mean... yeah! I've committed alot of crimes the only crimes i haven't done and will never do is tax fraud, anything sexual, and murder!"

"i've acutally kidnapped elon musk once! don't ask happened 5 years ago"

Benjamin just stood there for a while in silence before shrugging

“Well a door is a door! Can’t complain about that, here ya have your shoes!

Do you got any loose doors laying around by any change? I’ll trade you 3 pairs o shoes

charlie proceeded too for the next 10 whole minutes have a whole ass door come out of his mouth which unhinged and shifted to make room he then held up his hands 

“HERES YOUR DOOR NOW GIVE ME SOME SHOES”