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so why do you eat doors. is there competitive door eating
I don’t rightly know in all fairness. I just know the urge came up after they replaced my original phonehead…. I think….
*benjamin stares off into the distance for a few seconds, almost seeming a bit dazed before he shakes his head and straightens up again with a spring.*
Anyways! Enough about pasts I don’t remember! If anyone is interested I would love to competitively eat doors! *he tilts his head, while it should’ve been a normal motion it just looks…off…* after all…I’m pretty sure I’d win!
Got Any Doors?
(Feel free to ignore this, back on my askblog bullshit ^^ )
got this extra delicious door right for ya! served on a silver platter!
*Benjamin bangs his hand on the table once before his dial opens with a horrid screech and engulfs the door against all laws of nature. The dial shuts and he straightens up again*
Thanks! It has certainly been a while since I’ve had a door that good!
Got Any Doors?
(Feel free to ignore this, back on my askblog bullshit ^^ )
got this extra delicious door right for ya! served on a silver platter!
New Benjamin design!
Not too different but added some stuff. This is his main outfit, maybe some asks will have different outfits but this is the main one.
Future redesign coming!
Employee’s and animatronics will probably get new story’s and designs as well
Hello :]
Ello! How ya doing?
Master list links don’t work so if you want a specific character type oc: (name) or just the oc name
For specific stuff like Benjamin’s lore either type his name like above or ask me!
I am not creating a new list due it being extremely difficult on mobile and I frankly don’t have the energy for that.
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All current (and future) oc’s on this blog!
Benjamin [redacted] - tag: #oc: benjamin
The mechanic/Hadrey - tag #oc: hadrey/oc: the mechanic (currently getting a rework from the old mechanic/will get introduced)
[redacted] Mildred - tag #oc: Mildrew (new oc that’ll be introduced later)
Employee #/the chef -tag #employee/#oc: chef (more so a background character, a combo of of mine and a friend after a RP)
Nox- tag #oc:nox (prize corner employee, maybe name rework? (My neigbor’s kid is named nox lmao)
Animatronics:
Captain lolbit - tag #captain lolbit (Will get a redesign/reintroduction? Or removed)
Bug - tag #oc: bug (story will be changed a bit)
Mr frog (the theater announcer) - tag: oc: Mr frog (does not technically fit but he can stay)
Do you get annoyed by anything?
Karens….., and the government…, prying in my past
Further not much pisses me off *benjamin shrugs and continues cleaning the floor with a mop*
It’s fun! And I have issues
Besides that I’m a while lot less cursed than that other guy that eats shoes! Dude’s great!
Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy
Do you got by any change sum doors?
“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”
So no doors?
Hello, good day, it’s me the door eating phoneguy
Do you got by any change sum doors?
“OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE”
Benjamin what would you do if i brought a hostile lizard into your restaurant?
In al realness though I love lizards n stuff I probably woulda keep it! Hmmmm maybe turn it in a new attraction but then I’d feel back for the lizard.
I would definitely let it run around for a while to see what happens though!
Benjamin just stood there for a while in silence before shrugging
“Well a door is a door! Can’t complain about that, here ya have your shoes!
Do you got any loose doors laying around by any change? I’ll trade you 3 pairs o shoes
charlie proceeded too for the next 10 whole minutes have a whole ass door come out of his mouth which unhinged and shifted to make room he then held up his hands
“HERES YOUR DOOR NOW GIVE ME SOME SHOES”
you drink a cup of tea and say tuesday and water in an accent then you automatically become british
the brutish anon
I don’t think the few tea’s I drink is “qualified as actual tea” to be honest. Atleast in British standards heh. I do got some blue tea what turns purple when you add lemon though!
Besides no offense but I don’t want to be British!
Ah well that’s great to hear my good fellow, it’s been a while since I’ve snacked on something and for the posh British part..honestly I am not aware how but I do believe I’m Colins soul….which is very confusing as the boys says..”groovy” am I saying that right? Groovy?
-Craig who was made Colin’s soul and posh British for fun
So kinda like blackjack? That’s pretty interesting though.
I’m aware on how to separate the soul and body but not how you could mend it if that’s possible. Hmm I probably shouldn’t look into it because I already went kinda far..
But no idea bout the groovy part! I’m not British nor I live there
Hello there
-Craig the now british scuttler
Hello there! Haven’t seen you in a while,….. I was just cleaning some stuff! In the dumpster there may be a limb you can eat or something, I don’t really check them though, not my job.
How’d you turn British though???!
Well technically a extra 2 due to me having only 1 before! But Henry might’ve messed up, just like the liver…
I do got like 3 kidneys in my body though and I previously had only 1!
dear god,,, where'd the extra 1 come from??????- actually don't answer that Benjamin, I fear what the answer to that is-
This summer heat really isn’t good for business and it’s going to be worse next week, I’m fucking dying over here, AGAIN
For being a fazbenders this place is pretty tame, I mostly hired the fuckers because they wouldn’t be hired elsewhere because either crimes. Pretty sure only I and the mechanic got the serious ones though. Hmmmmm I don’t really search deep into the past of them though not rly my business.
I don’t think I know anyone who doesn’t have a murder count tbh, even the employees are kinda questionable with that, -Benjamin
Huh..
Ooooh monkeys!! I may be busy with _-.. uhhh it doesn’t matter I always have some time! Thank you for your contribution!!
long before time the first spinjitsu
Idk what this is referring to jdjdjjfjdue, have a picture of monkeys though
If you want to see more regular art btw go to my other blog @solidsnakecheekz
Benjamin slides out of the shadows as he grabs the doors and a similar sound as a wood chipper sound starts beneath the phone head as he starts eating the doors.
Thank you very much
Got any doors? (:
Yeap if you want you can take some……don’t ask why I have a bunch of doors-
That moment when your phone doesn’t charge ):
Ooooh come on! They could never prove people got basically “cabinet manned” even if I did that! But no my actual cabinet got broken after…. Stuff happened! and now I can’t retreat somewhere when the social battery is out.., or if I stole something I don’t want them to find! Don’t tell him I said that ;]
HELLLLOOOOO DO YOU! BY ANY CHANGE! HAVE A OLD ARCADE CABINET!?
oop, hello, bug! I don't really have any old arcade cabinets, but I know some place that has some! "Lemony, I swear to god, you are not putting that fucking thing in the location I work at..."