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Every Star Wars fanboy theories page for the past few weeks:
wHo is mArrOK
who is MARROK
WHO IS MARROK
Is it Starkiller is it Barriss is it a clone is it Luuke is it Maul is it Cal Kestis is it Ezra is it Windu is it my aunt’s dead financé????? WE MUST KNOW
Marrok (episode 4 spoilers): Dissolves into green gas or whatever the fuck, presumably gone forever
Absolutely delighted about how Felony didn’t give any explanation for WHY Jacen would want to be a Jedi, WHY that was meant to be such a killer line, just absolutely no context about it whatsoever, not even Hera looking more than fondly amused that her kid wants to be a Jedi like Sabine, SINK OR SWIM IN THE NARRATIVE ON YOUR OWN, FILTHY CASUALS, HE IS NOT THROWING YOU A LIFE PRESERVER.
We've really gotta do everything for ourselves in this fandom, huh?
Here is the hug that should have happened.
I bet it's because they went on so many undercover missions together
CHOPPER RECOGNIZING EZRA BEFORE HE EVEN TOOK THE HELMET OFF
Real damn close
i never cry at movies, but i gotta admit that mother and son reunion got me pretty emotional
had they hugged i would have definitely started bawling
So no Hera Ezra hug?
WHY WOULD THEY END IT LIKE THAT. AAAAAAHHHHH
Yup! Still our Ezra!
Gif creds: @stevenrogered
I cannot believe I have made jokes about Kanan fist fighting a Sith for years only for Ezra Bridger to actually do it in canon this is the greatest day of my life
Sabine: "Ahsoka took me on as her apprentice!"
Ezra [confounded]: "What? Why????"
I am deceased. The delivery of that line just floored me. Eman Esfandi is Ezra Bridger.
Since when is Ezra this much of a badass?! Bro wouldn't even take a blaster!
FUCK. YES
Is Ezra home yet?
September 19, 2023:
YES. YES HE FUCKING IS.
we’re out here assuming anakin’s first words to ahsoka after his dramatic “i didn’t expect to see you so soon” would be sad bittersweet sappy and all but he went on and called her “old” oh he’s such a big brother
This episode was sooo relatable in terms of growing up and realizing the bad things that happened to you as a child. Like, when you're a kid and in a bad situation, you don't really realize how bad it was until you get older and understand the world more and then it dawns on you like "oh, this is definitely not how it was supposed to be"
Young Ahsoka was so heartbreaking because, in these scenes, physically she looks like the age she was when she fought in the Clone Wars (13 or 14), but mentally she's like in her 50s and has all the memories and knowledge that her 50-year-old self has. Now, she looks back and realizes that she wasn't trained to fight in a war. The training younglings received was to be peacekeepers. Now, she sees Anakin's lightheartedness and joking nature and, rather than joining in like she once may have done, she's disgusted by it. Now, she sees the pointlessness of the war and how so many people died for nothing. We see a child with the wisdom and understanding of an adult. It pushes the audience to understand more of the tragedy of the Clone Wars and the trauma that Ahsoka carries from it. This was the guilt and anger and sadness she has been carrying for decades.
Seeing this perspective is quite heavy and depressing, but it makes the line "I choose to live" so much more impactful. You can heal from your past and step forward onto a new path and choose to keep living.
one of the funniest and most in character things ever is Ahsoka mentioning the whole Vader thing once and Anakin defensively going "is that what this is about" and rolling his eyes like "oh my god I went on ONE 20 year rampage and no one can let it go, I'm on my apology tour right now what more do you people want"
The way he looks so sad to see her so soon though 😭
Hello, Snips. I didn't expect to see you so soon.
ANAKIN SKYWALKER in AHSOKA (S01E04)
EVERYONE SHUT UP. NO FUCKIN WAY.
Hello, Snips. I didn’t expect to see you so soon. Anakin.
NO, BUT FOR REAL
People who haven't watched the animated shows are meeting Hera as an exhausted single mom to three rainbow haired Jedi and a murder robot, without any context to how anyone manages to get into that situation. And knowing the context is heartbreaking, but without context it must seem hysterically chaotic
Ezra for the past 10 years:
imagine being hera and having to explain to the senate that yes famed jedi ahsoka tano was swallowed by a star whale. yes she's almost definitely alive. no i don't think anyone's tried it before. no this doesn't surprise me. have you met a jedi before? this is a normal taungsday for them.
imagine leia organa just nodding along totally unphased. imagine mon mothma having to just accept that with a straight face.
Anakin: *appears*
*Vader's theme plays*
Me (with increasing hysteria): What do you mean by that? Dave?! DAVE, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT
Ny certified favorite post ever
Expectation: Ezra and Thrawn have become besties after living together on a desolate planet for years.
Reality: Ezra's been living alone for years on a desolate planet hiding from Thrawn with the teenage mutant ninja turtles, cause Thrawn is a petty bitch who can't let shit go.
Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker in Ahsoka s01e05
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER Ahsoka: Part 5 - Shadow Warrior (2023)
