Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!
Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT
♫ row, row, row your boat… ♫
tony stark looks down from heaven and sees people saying “iron man is dummy thicc” and smiles. he knows his legacy will go on the way he intended
Star Trek vs Ao3 tags Part 3/??
peter: oh! my spider senses are telling me something!
tony: haha you mean your peter tingle?
peter: call it that again and I’ll—
tony: *laughs* you’ll what??
peter, tearing up: ᴵᵈᵏ ᶜʳʸ ᵗᵇʰ
tony: fUCK WAIT I TAKE IT BACK
Give this boy some hugs, geez.
there is the next mission, and nothing else.
Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.
Personal trash heap of fandom related mess. Fandoms include: Star Wars, Merlin, Marvel, Star Trek, Umbrella Academy, and a few others here and there
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