I Was Working On A New Hercules Au Drawing But I’m Not At Home So I Was Using Procreate And In The

[Tony and Fury have been arguing over a mission at Avengers Tower. The meeting has stretched till night and isn’t stopping.]

Tony: Steve, honey!! Can you go to the deli and get me some tea?

Steve: Sure, Tony.

[5 minutes later, Steve arrives with tea]

Tony: *Gulps it down* Buckle up motherf- [pauses]

Clint: Are you okay?

Tony, swaying: Why do I feel so… Steve, what kind of tea was that?

Steve: The strongest they had. It had a bear on the box, and there’s nothing stronger than a bear!

Tony, eyes wide: WHAT WAS THE BEAR WEARING, STEVE?!

Steve: People’s clothes! 

Fury: Oh boy, those were pajamas. That’s Sleepytime tea.

Steve: Yeah! For those times when you’re sleepy and don’t want to be!

Natasha: But it says caffeine free!

Steve, freaking out: Because you don’t pay EXTRA FOR THE CAFFEINE!!! IT’S FREE!

Tony: YOU FOooOL! *Collapses on the table and snores*

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

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Happy Birthday Tony Stark!

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So, when I was doing my thesis on whether or not fanfiction should be considered a legitimate genre of literature, my advising professor asked me for examples.  I gave him the generic ones, of course - “Pride & Prejudice and Zombies” is a horror fanfic of “Pride & Prejudice”, “50 Shades of Grey” is an erotica fic of “Twilight" - and that seemed to make him understand what fanfiction is, but not how it’s useful.  So I thought about it, and, after about a minute, I said, “Paradise Lost is basically a fanfiction of the Book of Genesis.  And The Divine Comedy is an epic self-insertion fic for Catholic doctrine.  So, basically, you were teaching us fanfiction last semester.”  I had never before seen a grown man’s eyes widen with such fear, incomprehension, disgust, awe, and understanding.

Apparently if I’m having a good time living my life I then go and text someone I know will make me miserable because I literally don’t understand what self preservation is. Why do I treat myself so badly!?

concept: you taking me to an aquarium and watching lovingly as i completely ignore you to look at the jellyfish

Kirk: Good morning. You're watching the evening news. There's been an unfortunate event. Let's go talk to some witnesses. Hello, what is your name?

Spock: I do not want to be involved in this.

Kirk: So, Mr. I-Do-Not-Want-To-Be-Involved-In-This, tell me. What was it like to experience this tragedy?

Spock: I... do not know what you are talking about.

Kirk: Obviously traumatized and in a state of shock. Let's go ask somebody else something.

Kirk: Ma'am, do you think things will change politically because of today's events?

Uhura: What the hell is wrong with you?

Kirk: Well, there you have it, folks. People across the ship are very upset that Bones is forcing me to eat a salad.

- Classwork. Her name is Doris. 

so I‘m still not over Endgame 🤷🏻‍♀️