- Classwork. Her Name Is Doris. 

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

carol danvers: do you want to know a secret? don’t tell anyone, but I’m not technically a captain. 

steve rogers, who had maybe six official days of training in his life & went around throwing and punching stuff until he was good at it: SAME

According to the 1975 Paramount blueprints, Bones and Scotty share a bathroom:

Additionally, McCoy’s quarters and Spock’s quarters share a wall, and of course now I’m imagining early-mission Spock innocently plucking a melancholic tune at like 2 a.m. and McCoy angrily banging on the wall with a slew of curse words to get him to shut the hell up.

Everyone is scared of something.

Found this little guy in the dishwasher

[Tony and Fury have been arguing over a mission at Avengers Tower. The meeting has stretched till night and isn’t stopping.]

Tony: Steve, honey!! Can you go to the deli and get me some tea?

Steve: Sure, Tony.

[5 minutes later, Steve arrives with tea]

Tony: *Gulps it down* Buckle up motherf- [pauses]

Clint: Are you okay?

Tony, swaying: Why do I feel so… Steve, what kind of tea was that?

Steve: The strongest they had. It had a bear on the box, and there’s nothing stronger than a bear!

Tony, eyes wide: WHAT WAS THE BEAR WEARING, STEVE?!

Steve: People’s clothes! 

Fury: Oh boy, those were pajamas. That’s Sleepytime tea.

Steve: Yeah! For those times when you’re sleepy and don’t want to be!

Natasha: But it says caffeine free!

Steve, freaking out: Because you don’t pay EXTRA FOR THE CAFFEINE!!! IT’S FREE!

Tony: YOU FOooOL! *Collapses on the table and snores*

¯\_( ツ )_/¯

who is old enough to be part of the fanfic.net era where we literally talked to our characters? like, had conversations with them?

cause I do. as a lonely child of 12 who had no friends, it was a favorite pasttime of mine to boot up the dial-up internet and type out imaginary conversations with ouran high school host club characters in the beginning notes before even starting the damn chapter (which was inevitably 500 words long and absolutely awful)

Happy Birthday Tony Stark!

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awake or alive