Chongyun: Why Do You Two Look So Sad?

tw: clown sex

Diluc: bitch

Kaeya: blocked

Diluc: wait unblock me i need to tell you something

Kaeya: unblocked

Diluc: bitch

MC: i seriously can’t believe you did that at my grandma’s funeral

Leviathan: i don’t understand why it’s such a big deal-

MC: it’s common sense!

Leviathan, later talking to Beelzebub: so apparently i was not suppose to play clash of clans at their grandma’s funeral. how the hell was i suppose to know that?

Kaeya: nice ass sorry about the mental illness

Albedo: thank you king

Michonne: I wish you’d just admit when you’re wrong

Carl, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt

Asmodeus: your hair doesn’t go with your outfit. you look kind of halloween-y

Mammon: the fuck is up your ass today?

Asmodeus: a worm. just to make me lose a few pounds

is He here

Paimon: do you think you could take Albedo?

Kaeya: fuck yeah…

Kaeya: oh you mean like in a fight?

Venti: apparently the “bad vibes” ive been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Xingqiu: chongyun isn’t messaging me back... i hope i haven’t done something to upset him

Chongyun, on twitter: how do u spell gorjus

Xiangling: it’s gorojeous 💞

Chongyun: thank u