Twd Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Negan: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Carl: Is that a picture of you?

Negan: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Michonne: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Maggie: Daryl, probably.

Random TWD Incorrect Quotes

Maggie: I’m going to fight the next person who insults my daughter

Enid: I hate myself

Maggie: Alright, square up.

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Carl: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by citizens"

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Carl: I identify as a threat, my pronouns are Try/Me

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Enid: Daryl doesn’t look very happy.

Maggie: That's his happy. He’s just a bitch.

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Carl: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

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Glenn: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

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Daryl to Glenn: I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Rick: *starts cackling*

Daryl: I do!

Rick: *Laughs harder*

Carl: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

Carl: “you look very pretty today y/n”

Y/n: “how sweet of you Carl thank you“

Daryl watching from behind y/n: …

Later in the day

Y/n: “Daryl I haven’t see you all day where you been”

Daryl: “I don’ know why don’ ya go ‘nd ask Carl”

Y/n : “what- Daryl are you jealous?”

Daryl: …

Y/n “ Daryl he’s eleven?!”

Daryl mumbling: “ tha’ ain’ a excuse”

Y/n: “ he’s a kid dare”

Daryl: “ don’t matter ta’ me”

Michonne: one more word

look at merle

Michonne: please just one more

Merle: Tangamandapio

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Daryl: What did you do?

merle bandaged from top to bottom and a broken leg

merle: nothing

Daryl: Yes, of course, nothing made Michonne angry.

merle: bad born

muchnne: bad born

merle: fucking black

michonne: fucking white

merle: silly

Michonne: Dumb

Merle: kiss me

Michonne kisses him and slaps him for yelling at her.

Daryl who was in the room going to look for Merle just looking at what is happening without believing it.

Andrea: What the hell did I just see?

Rick: I don't know but I don't like him.

Daryl: They changed my brother, that's not Merle.

gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams

Glenn: Your smile? It makes my day.

Maggie: Your happiness? I live for that.

Daryl: A room? Get one.

Y/N: Hotel? Trivago.

Y/N: What house would you be in?

Carol: I think I’d be in Ravenclaw.

Y/N: I think I’d be in Gryffindor, for sure.

Daryl: The hell’re you two talkin’ ‘bout?

Carol: Harry Potter.

Y/N: What house would you be in, Daryl?

Daryl: Don’t give a hufflefuck. We got shit to do. C’mon.

Carol: Just confirmed he’s read it.

Y/N: Total Hufflepuff.

Daryl, from outside: Ain’t no Hufflepuff!

(Thank you, @shadowcitrine 🤣)

I cackled

gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams

Commonwealth diner Waiter: What would you like?

Y/N: A chocolate milkshake with two straws, please.

Daryl, blushing: I—

Y/N, putting both straws in her mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this!!

Daryl: …

Y/N: Relationships should be 50/50.

Carol: I’m glad things are good with you two.

Y/N: Mhm. Daryl cooks us dinner while I sit on a stump and look pretty.

Carol, glancing over where Daryl is prepping a rabbit: Really?

Daryl, continuing with his task: Ain’t complainin’. You tried to eat ‘er cookin’?

Y/N: And I’m pretty.

Daryl, nodding: An’ she’s pretty.

Man over the radio: I have one of your friends.

Y/N: Which one?

Man over radio: The annoyingly quiet, growling one.

Y/N: Oh. You have my boyfriend. He’ll be okay.

Man over radio: Now, let’s talk trade.

Y/N: Why? He’s gonna be loose and stab you in three, two—

-Radio silence-

Daryl over radio: Could’a at least pretended to be worried.

Y/N: See you at home.

I could spend hours imagining these incorrect quotes and would still want more.

They give me butterflies.

Y/N: Are you team Edward or team Jacob

Daryl: The fuck you talkin—-

Maggie: Edward. Definitely Edward

Carol: Seriously? You look like somebody who’d like Jacob

Rosita: Hear me out. Alice

Y/N: That’s a good one

Maggie: Agreed

Daryl: What the fuck are y’all talking about

Rick: You never heard of twilight?

Daryl: HOW DO YOU KNOW

Y/n, Whispering to baby Judith: Say your prayers little one.. Don't forget my son, to include everyoneeeee

Daryl, confused as hell: What typa lullaby s'that?

Y/n: ... A cultured one.

Y/N, on the top bunk: Daryl there’s a monster under my bed!

Merle, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you

Daryl: God, give me patience.

Y/N: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Daryl: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Y/N: I’m so happy I could kiss you

Daryl: *nervous laughter* Ummmm... neat

[later]

Daryl, lying face down on the bed: I can’t believe I said “neat,” Rick, “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s not neat to say neat. I hate myself.

Rick: Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Michonne kissed me?

Daryl: Didn’t you thank her?

Rick, staring blankly into the distance: I thanked her