Asmodeus: Your Hair Doesn’t Go With Your Outfit. You Look Kind Of Halloween-y

friendship ended with all genshin characters. warming seelie is now my best friend

PONDERING MY ORB

Chongyun: we have to be careful, someone here is possessed by the spirit of an owl

Xingqiu: who

Chongyun: that’s the thing we don’t-

Chongyun:

Venti: octopi could hug four people simultaneously, because they are blessed with this ability. however, they don’t even hug one person because they have made covenant with evil. any questions?

Barbara: where is our regular pastor?

Venti: in a better place now sit down immediately

Marinette: Who broke it?

Marinette: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Adrien: I did. I broke it.

Marinette: No you didn’t. Alix?

Alix: Don’t look at me, look at Nathaniel.

Nathaniel: What? I didn’t break it.

Alix: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Nathaniel: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken

Alya: If it matters, and it probably doesn’t, Chloe was the last person to use it.

Chloe: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Alya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Chloe: I use the wooden stirers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Alya.

Adrien: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it let me pay for it.

Marinette: No. Who broke it?

Nathaniel: Marinette? Marc has been awfully quiet.

Marc: Really?!

Nathaniel: Yeah really!

Everyone: *starts yelling*

Marinette: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Belphegor: finally, you’ve freed me, MC. thank you

MC: you’re welcome, belphie :)

MC: ...why do i hear boss music?

Venti: dam girl, r u a construction worker cauz ur building

Xiao: ...building?

Venti: 👍

Xiao: what the fuck does that mean

Venti: mind your own business

N being in constant pain during M's romance is SS tier

Two Asshole Ravenclaws Who Have No Business Being In Divination: A Series

Zhongli: hey do any of my followers know how to render really well?

Childe: i can render my enemies immobile

Zhongli: i meant like 3d computer renders but ill keep you in mind for future reference