ZUKKAAAAUUUGH HHH Red And Blue Ships Are . Something .

Annabeth: Yeah, I'm down. Can I bring my weird roommate along?

Percy: Can you stop calling me that now that we're married

Jaime, a Texan: I've never seen snow before. Can someone describe it to me?

Tim, a Gothamite: Smells like water.

Jaime: Wow, it's like I'm there.

do you ever wonder if at Jan Van Eck's party there was someone praying for divine intervention or something and then Kaz Dirtyhands Brekker and Wylan disguised as some guy from Shu Han fell through the ceiling

Sure, maybe the firepox caused his raspy voice or maybe it's the fact that this guy is quite willing to swallow any tools he might need for a job with no qualms about throwing them up later.

Maybe it was both.

in my reaper brainrot era because how on earth do you not stan a boy who was so defiant to the end that even as he died, he never begged or pleaded or cried, just calmly accepted his fate, because he was never going to give them the satisfaction of putting on the show they wanted, would never allow himself to be a pawn in any of their games, because fuck that and fuck them and fuck anyone who had anything to do with it

Why Thalia, Percy, and Nico should be the little 3 instead of Percy, Nico, and Jason

1) All of them are greek, and it doesn't make sense for it to be 2 Greeks and a Roman. It might be my neuro divergence but it irks me to no end

2) Thalia is a queen and an OG. Before Jason, she was there

3) There's literally a whole quest with the 3 of them

4) They all have more history together!!! Thalia also knew Nico when he was a kid!!! She was on the quest that killed his sister!!!

4.5) She's also a Hunter of Artemis and there could be great character moments between her and Nico talking abt Bianca and helping Nico get over any resentment towards the hunter of Artemis

4.75) Look, Thalia must have also been affected by Bianca's death but nobody addresses it!!! It wasn't just Percy and Nico affected guys, Zoe, Thalia, and Grover were there too!!!

5) She helped create the Dam joke. I don't need to say anymore than that

6) This may be unintentional but I think it's unfair that Thalia and Hazel being the only female big 3 kids (except Bianca RIP) get shafted a lot in favour of their male counterparts

Tim sharing characterizations as a raccoon is so fucking cute you telling me this kid didn't end up in the trash while on his 'photography' trips?

"Mizu is overpowered Mizu is overpowered" DID Y'ALL NOT SEE HER TRAIN RELENTLESSLY AND REPEATEDLY GET HER ASS BEAT AS A KID?? Bitch learned a lesson every time she got her ass beat, and came back out a better fighter because of it. Homegirl trains literally every spare second she has. Overpowered my ass.

I'm too pleased to not share this wip

pjo fans !!!!!!!! rb with the greek god that you claimed as ur godly parent when you first read percy jackson and which greek god you think could be your godly parent now