Jaime, A Texan: I've Never Seen Snow Before. Can Someone Describe It To Me?

“You are Poseidon’s son.”

“I am Sally Jackson’s son.”

YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT YOU ARE

slamming my head against a wall again and again and again and again

Dick, everytime he accidentally breaks something: Jason! What have you done!?

(kid)Jason, on the other room: What!?

***

Dick, after breaking a cup: JASON!

(adult)Jason: *pounces on him* YOU ALWAYS DO THIS

Bruce, knowing full well what's going on: *sipping coffee noises*

he's looking for hot milfs in your area

thinking about everyone tim’s lost since he became robin on this fine evening

Annabeth is the stort of person who will solve equations that have stumped mathemeticians for years in her mind while getting ready in the morning and not realize that her shirt is on backwards and her shoes are on the wrong feet.

Percy is the sort of person who will be caught in a harrowing three-way battle where if he makes one wrong move he'll be impaled, and the only thing in his brain is nyan cat running on a loop, like a tumbleweed in the desert

...they were made for each other.

annual reminder that the meta reason for why Percy’s birthday is August 18th is that mid-August is the height of the Perseids meteor shower every year. Named as such because the meteors appear to emanate from the constellation Perseus, of course named for the Greek mythological hero that Percy was named after.

Assemblywoman Park: You are not good enough for my daughter, and I don't want you around her. END. OF. STORY.

Su-hyeok: [standing at her front porch with a guitar, singing] So why don’t you give me one more-

Assemblywoman Park: [slams door in his face]

Bruce: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Tim: Take them!

Steph: Punch them in the neck!

Dick: Say thank you!

Jason: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Bruce:…

Bruce: No.