Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.
I want to be marked by her like I'm property she's afraid of losing
need a girl to take advantage of how pathetic and needy i am for her
real hubrismaxxers know that the grass on the other side is ABSOLUTELY and TOTALLY greener. it's WAAAAAY greener. greener than you could ever even imagine. it probably tastes better than spaghetti or somehting too.
real hubrismaxxers like me know the other side doesn't even have grass
Some of you seem like you say most things in hopes that a transfemme will shove her cock down your throat in response
THIS IS WHY DOGS DO THE LITTLE SPINS ISN'T IT
It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.
she promises you it'll just be the tip, and she really means it this time she swears, until she's pressed up against you and can feel how warm and wet and tight you are and she lasts in teasing the both you for just long enough that you let your guard down, only for her to hold you down by your hips and bottoms out with a "fuck, please just let me do this to you, please, pleasepleaseplease"
I don't normally use this emoticon but the time calls for it
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can't believe i'm not sitting in someone's lap being told how pretty i am while they grope me