Need A Girl To Take Advantage Of How Pathetic And Needy I Am For Her

Bohemian Rhapsody? more like bohomoian rhapsody because Freddie Mercury was bisexual. i'll be hear all week

her royal majesty New Document, (1) (1) (1) (1) (1) (1)th of her name

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

hearing this would fix me

Bottoming out deep inside and letting out a relieved sigh as I dump another load and whisper "I'm keeping you"

God is it only my dream to dress up as a sexy nun for Halloween?

“god youre so fucking pretty” whilst she’s holding my face and pounding the fuck out of my pussy

being pushed into the bed by your dom as they whisper "I'm sorry honey, I really need this" and they just fuck into you and use you as a fleshlight >>>>>>>> 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

How I like it.

That blissed-out, fucked-stupid smile, lips parted, eyes glazed with pure need—like a pretty little trans girl lost in the pleasure of finally being seen, wanted. When words barely make sense, but she just nods, clinging to every touch, every praise, like it’s the sweetest affirmation of who she is. That soft, desperate look that says, more, please. Ruin me. Make me yours. Make me feel real.

best thing i ever accepted about people is that most people are just kind of gross like, physically

second panel is the dream place to be