Just Spent Half An Hour Waiting For A Pizza I Hadn't Even Ordered Yet. Never Let Your Enemy Know Your

being a horny slutty lesbian is one of life’s greatest pleasures

i’m not a service top as in “oh i’ll top just because you want me to and i’ll do whatever you ask.”

but rather, a service top as in “i crave nothing more than to bring you the utmost pleasure. the look of bliss on your face as i fuck you is enough to bring me to the edge because topping is an erotic experience in and of itself for me. making you feel as good as humanly possible is my lifeblood. i long to know what makes you tick, what gets you off, what you fantasize about, so that i can pleasure you like you never imagined possible. knowing that you came again and again and again because of my hands, my tongue, my dick, whatever it takes, gives me a sense of fulfilment that i have sought out elsewhere but have not found.” or something like that.

***THIS POST IS ABOUT LESBIAN SEX***

I don't normally use this emoticon but the time calls for it

:3

when a queer guy talks over you to be like "um excuse me, but how are people like me at all like normal men you hysterical shrew" and you're sat there like. well. sir. kinda like that actually, in fact

don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing

There's a subby tgirl out there who desperately needs attention from a tgirl top who can read her every desire because she's too shy to make the first move

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

cooing “there she is, atta girl” in that soft tone when i see her pretty eyes go hazy after slowly fucking my fingers into her mouth and calling her my pretty girl

personally I honestly think I deserve to get fucked senseless