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told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

Here is your mission.

Found something cute from Twitter

So all the mmc's wrote letters to their significant others.

This is Niko's letter to Bran, and it is confirmed that Nikobran are girl dads, from Brandon's letter.

I have to look for other letters too. Till then, enjoy this one .

I might delete this afterwards

As a joke you had always said "I dedicate this to Hades" as you threw away food scraps from your cooking and cleaning your plates. When you die you find yourself in front of Charon's boat with Hades sitting in it, seemingly very excited to see his most devoted follower in recent times.

awkward! reader and simon who just... stares into each others' soul the first time they've met. simon returned your gaze because he caught you staring at him, while you were staring at him solely cause you were too clueless on how to start a proper conversation.

“what're ya starin' at, soldier?” his words came out harsher than he meant and it made you think that he didn't want you staring at him so you just murmur a firm apology before looking away.

awkward! reader who just listens when hearing simon's sarcastic remarks to price in the radio.

“tell me somethin’ I don't know.” — ghost to price

awkward! reader listening to the rest of the tf141 member while drinking a glass of their favorite beverage, not noticing simon's gaze that shifts over to you every once in while.

awkward! reader who tries to mind their own business after hearing another woman flirting to simon not knowing that he has his eyes on you and only you.

I love them, your honour.

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Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"

wheres seasons greasons

hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji

🧃

i can't believe that classic doctor who ends with the master getting forcefurried

reasons to write fanfiction (I'll start):

share a cool scene that popped into your head

evoke a particular emotion the canon makes you feel

song made you think of a character or idea from canon

make people feel the same way about a character you do

make dolls kiss for fun

explore ideas the canon hints at but doesn't do anything with

traumatize characters and make them suffer

coddle characters and let them rest

had an insane idea for a crack ship and now everyone needs to know

the author of the canon was wrong and must be fixed

use familiar characters to explore your own ideas and plotlines

canon is too short and you need to wallow in the universe of the story

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Alright ya'll, here me out....

Contact your representative and tell them to vote no to H .R. 9495

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a random socialite at a fundraiser: you know Bruce, that boy of yours is getting to be a little too pretty. heh.

Bruce Wayne, who was also "too pretty" at fourteen and is absolutely ready to castrate anyone who even looks at Dick directly: oh?

these posts were literally only 3 minutes apart on my dash

"hows the job search going"

Silly Halloween comic 🎃 (pretend I posted this on time)

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

??? what was going on in pennsylvania in 1796. why was a guy called Master Pancake running around grabbing wild bats